FABULOUS!, though it sounds like he has a fur ball stuck in his throat
— LunarRoar, commenting on the Laugheizel Loop
I think Lunar is on to something. (Note: Not really.) Schneizel must have some kind of terminal throat/lung disease, and that’s why he gave up having effort! …however my real motive here though is to put Schneizel and Kannon in situations where Schneizel is unable to take medicine by himself and Kannon has to help him via mouth-to-mouth.
I am now betting with frequently misspelled that Schneizel lives to the end of the series.
If he loses, he has to write Schneizel x Kannon’s Hat fanfic.
If he wins, I don’t have to lift a finger.
Aww yeah.
After the past/present/future comparison from R2 24, I’ve got an idea for an AU spin off series: Ah! My Geass! It will star college student Kannon Maldini (Keiichi Morisato - FUCK SAME INITIALS), who dials up a Britannian Royalty service by mistake instead of Pizza Hut. Result? Now Schneizel (Belldandy) is living with him under a contract. Also stars Lelouch (Skuld) and Charles (Urd). To make this sound less like an excuse to make Kannon and Schneizel live together, this also metaphorically works out, as Schneizel has a “fucked up wish granter” gimmick to him. (I’m not being very convincing.)
It would be fucking awesome.
Edit/Re - The Comments: It should have been obvious I was going off the deep end by the simple fact I had a blog dedicated to one anime and I was dedicating time to subbing it and blogging about it entirely because of a crush on a character who gets 0 screen time. If you didn’t pick up based on that, then you should have been able to after the Lelouch of the High School Rebellion post! I rest my case.
The responses to this post are hilarious cause none of you get the intention even though its there in the 1st paragraph. Miasmacloud is pissed off that she was right all along but she spent so much time writing, even after she nailed it. She’s raging and taking it out on Schneizel.
— common sense
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Tags: Bitching, Bullshit, CLAMP, Fangirl Power, I'm a really depressed fangirl, Kannon, Magazine, Misinterpretation, Overtagged, R2 23, R2 24, RAGE, Schneizel, Sometimes I make correct interpretations, SunRise, Taniguchi, tl;dr, Trolling, Yaoi
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September 21, 2008 7:38 pm | 
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Everything is CRYING, for I have lost a bet. Let this serve, at least, as an example to others.
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On second thought, fuck symbolism. I’d much prefer a Schneizel raping Kannon in every orifice ending. Schneizel, give up your Godhood for gaysex~ I mean, Lelouch’s final gamble lies within SCHNEIZEL’S HEART, doesn’t it? Obviously this means that Schneizel will choose Kannon’s happiness over bombing the fuck out of the world (note: Kannon hasn’t smiled since R2 09, OP2 doesn’t count [note within the note: OR PERHAPS OP2 IS SYMBOLIC TO KANNON BEING ABLE TO SMILE BY THE WORLD{'s} END!]), and they’ll go live quietly together in some forest, away from all of the noise that drove Schneizel to the path of “MUST KILL EVERYONE”.
lolwait, at the end of the extended preview, does Lelouch say that his final card is within Schneizel’s heart? What’s he going to do… Get on the open channel and tell Schneizel, “AREN’T I THE MAN YOU LOVE THE MOST?! ;___;”
(Or maybe it refers to Kannon) 
Edit / Preview translation from coj:
If Suzaku and I joined forces, we could achieve anything. That’s how it was supposed to be. But Schneizel’s menace - that true threat - lies in a (sheer) lack of attachment. Just what tactics will the man who knows Geass and has obtained Freya adopt in his boundless ambition? Will strategy no longer work on a battlefield dominated by Freya? The final gamble, that very card, lies in Schneizel’s own heart…
I’m guessing Lelouch wants to use Schneizel’s lack of attachment against Schneizel. Or Kannon is what’s in Schneizel’s heart, and he’s going to become important for defeating Schneizel suddenly, which is why he’s been left alive this whole time while other characters get axe’d. Grinch ending? Or perhaps Kannon dies and Schneizel loses it? 
Reikai was reading the Characters VS Zero book.
[Reikai] I think… Schneizel may actually be gay…
[Imoutomango] Reikai
[Imoutomango] =3=
[Imoutomango] [Reikai] I think… Schneizel may actually be gay…
[Imoutomango] you’re like
[Imoutomango] slowpoke
[Reikai] hmm
[Kaze] He wants to fuck his younger brother
[Kaze] thats pretty gay
[Reikai] no srsly…
[Reikai] because it says something here about how
[Reikai] “Schneizel can never find a woman he likes”
[Reikai] and woman is italicized.
Granted I think he’s gay whether they outright say it or not, but hey, canon support for my interests is always welcome!
I ordered the Schneizel Zodiac Fortune figure and it came in the mail the other day. He’s on my car keychain now with my Orange-kun.
Schneizel is the Taurus of the set, dressed as a cow. Srsbsns, it’s fucking adorable. Also, there’s lots of fun fangirl faggotry to be born from this figure. He’s horny and makes milk. I’m sure Kannon loves drinking the milk he produces and licking his nipples.
^____^
…uhm, looking at it from the PoV of not-a-fangirl, he’s associated with animals that have their black and white spots showing really clearly, huh. Like the panda. [I'm not going anywhere with this, I just feel like putting something less fangirl sounding here. Yeah.]
HAHA OH WOW.
Schneizel: The former 11th Prince of the Holy Britannian Empire, Lelouch vi Britannia.
Schneizel: He’s the man who I loved and feared the most.
inb4 a million Schneizel x Lelouch yaoi fanfics.
Horrible raw is horrible. <3
- Xingke fires the Baryon Cannon at the Knight of One, who then takes out Excalibur which gets a magical purple spiral power up that it uses to divide the beam and AoE fire blast the surrounding helicopters. Fucking calling it now: The Knight of One is getting Geassed into joining Lelouch because there’s no fucking way they’re defeating him.
- Edit: This is pretty god damn awesome and obviously I must think so enough to take the bloody movie of it. However, there’s no reason why I can’t ask where the fuck this technology came from while enjoying said badassery, but you know, if you question it, then its automatically assumed you didn’t like it. Tunnel vision is fucking awesome, Asuki.
- Schneizel and Canon actually did things in this episode. Holy shit.
- Lelouch sends Rolo and Sayoko to retrieve Nunnally. Rolo.
- Luciano tries to pull an airship down onto the Chinese Federation’s floating pyramid ship.
- Lelouch pre-Geassed Guilford into believing that Lelouch is Cornelia whenever Lelouch does his collar flick.
- Gefjun Train also comes into play this episode.
- Schneizel says something important sounding near the end about his CARD being in the HEAVENS. (?) COLONY DROP CONFIRMED Y/N? Edit Again and Again and Again: Oh wait fuck he says CARDS ARE IN HIS HAAAAND. Schneizel will believe in the heart of the cards, that are in his hand, and become awesome and awesomeify. He is putting quite a lot of faith in atom bomb-tan, I think.
- Orange had a badass connection sequence to SOMETHING. Must be the neo-Siegfried thing the Korean blog was talking about.
- Lastly, Lelouch and Suzaku’s friendship seems CANNOT BE REPAIRED now. Even though Suzaku made it obvious he had no idea what the fuck was going on when Canon showed up with the Glaston Knights to arrest Lelouch, Lelouch still thinks that Suzaku betrayed him. Basically everyone in this show is an idiot.
- Edit: Code Geass has one genre now, and it’s Super Robot, and that’s a justification for everything you can find wrong with the series. People on AnimeSuki said so, don’t bother them about it.
- Edit Again: The ep 18 preview gives away that the thing with the Slash Harkens in the op is the modified neo-Siegfried. D: (Edit Again and Again: No seriously guys aren’t these the same thing?)
- Edit Again and Again and Again and Again: I get the feeling the girls in the end frame eyecatch this week are pilots in the Grausam Valkyrie Squad.
- Edit Again and Again and Again and Again: Anyway, what this episode was really about was a battle of yaoi pairings. Schneizel x Canon couldn’t let Suzaku x Lelouch advance, so they came in the middle and cockblocked them. Meanwhile, Canon, despite his earlier uneasiness towards the atom bomb h4x, is now perfectly okay with all of this, without a doubt due to some “convincing” of Schneizel’s.
This other show we’re subbing, Antique, Mandoric is translating it and he copy/pastes some of the lulz as he goes.
[Mandoric] On: He’s so dreamy, I want to violate him…
Why the fuck can’t Geass have dialog like this instead of shit like, “Suzaku, what’s wrong?!” “You’re not here”. I think I could write a Geass yaoi fanfic completely by using lines copy/pasted from Antique. D: Lelouch would be Tachibana and Orange-kun would be Chikage, but who would be the other 2?!
I’ve decided that Code Geass isn’t a show about political intrigue, revenge, drama, [whatever], it’s actually about incest. See, one of the main things in the series is the bond between brothers. Incestuous buttsex. (Also, Euphy x Cornelia for some lesbian incest.)
Lelouch and Rolo’s bond, though they aren’t really brothers, is gay as shit and Rolo is passionately devoted to his “brother”. He goes psycho yandere mode at the thought of Nunnally and being replaced by her in Lelouch’s life. He also follows Lelouch pretty blindly out of “brotherly love”, etc. Oh no, little boy who never really had a family is now experiencing a new WHIRL OF EMOTIONS (or replace with your own tacky catchphrase) through his fake brother. Baaaaw.
Then there’s the twins, Charles and V.V. In the last episode, V.V. showed a strong distaste for Marianne. Only the mention of her name pisses him off. After the last episode, thoughts go that V.V. had Marianne killed out of jealously, similar to how Rolo killed Shirley. Lelouch is being seen as a younger version of Charles, so this would further extend the comparisons. (This also makes all of Schneizel’s “HEY I WONDER WHAT THE EMPEROR WOULD DO LOLOL” statements mildly entertaining when used on Lelouch/Zero.) Charles also showed some distrust for V.V., telling him OMG Y U LIE AGAIN FGTKDKLF. Yet, Charles will probably kiss and make up with V.V. for lying! After all, this isn’t the first time he lied to Charles, and yet they’re still Best Brothers Forever.
Also, Schneizel and Lelouch. INCEST THROUGH CHESS. HEY LET ME CHECKMATE YOUR PENIS LOLOL. Though we all know that Schneizel’s true love is none other than Canon, there’s a lot of Schneizel vs Lelouch / WHITE PRINCE VS BLACK PRINCE shit spammed over the series, and everyone knows that opposites attract. After making his evil doomsday device w/help from Nina, Schneizel will be defeated by the power of love from his younger brother and everyone will live happily ever after. The end. 
Shut the fuck up this totally makes sense.
[Eej] koda
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej
[Eej] LOOKS LIKE CANON IS BATTING ON TEAM STRAIGHT
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] …
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej.
[Eej] or maybe he pinch hits for both teams
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej why haven’t you been following our conversation?
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] you see, in china, schneizel was making advances on zero thru chess
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and canon caught on
[Eej] i dunno i just opened gg window for the first time since i downroaded
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he’s a jealous little bish
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] so he decided to go hump nina
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] to get back at schneizel
[Eej] that’s p. creepy
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] im srsbsns
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] can’t you TELL?
[Eej] you should write doujins
[Eej] i’ll draw them for you
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] shortly following his nina humping
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] canon realized that jealousy is a bitch
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he made up with schneizel
[Eej] i’ll cook some spaghetti and make them into human shapes
[Eej] and trace them
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and they showered together so canon could rid himself of ninagerms :v
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] girls have cooties etc.
(Full IRC Lulz Log From Earlier. Spawned from earlier convo with Yakumo-Hime asking for help with her math homework, then evolved into LOLGEASS convo.)
Gino, you need to get the hell out of this picture so Schneizel and Canon can fuck under the tree.
Takes place in between the night of the wedding reception and the morning of the wedding in China! Schneizel hears from Lloyd what Canon told Milly about their “relationship”, so he decides to “train” Canon (read: sexually abuse) not to run his mouth like that. I’M TRYING TO GET APHY TO WRITE IT WITH ME! gg writes yaoi fanfic FUCK YEAH.
[aers|laptop] Well personally I think the symbolism in Schneizel moving his king is that he wants to be buddy-buddy with Zero.
[aers|laptop] And that Zero moving behind the pawn is because he is afraid of Schneizel’s advances.
I can’t believe my yaoi fangirl antics didn’t pick up on this!
Lets extend it further and say that the black pawn represents Nina, which also describes what happened in the episode (how she got between their game), and goes along with her black hair, and also goes along with the fact that Nina will probably flip sides before this all over so we can have an Elizabethan world view in which things “reset” thus Nina will go back to the Ashford gang who will have sided with Zero/Lelouch. I’m sure.
…hurrr.
Edit:
FURTHERMORE, by breaking the rules of chess to move his King closer to Zero, he shows his disregard for the rules when it comes to love, supporting the idea of blind love and love making you do crazy shit.
Oh shit I think this is the correct analysis.
Edit 2:
Also, you must consider that Canon told Milly that Schneizel likes weird people. PERHAPS HE CONSIDERS ZERO A WEIRD PERSON WORTHY OF HIS FABULOUS DESIRES.
