So people are looking at this phrase carefully. They’re zooming on the fact that he orders Schneizel to serve Zero in specifically, thinking this is relevant to Zero Requiem or whatever. Blah blah who the fuck cares. I think there’s something else worth pointing out: What if Geassed Schneizel had been a complete smart ass and not listened to Lelouch because he wasn’t in the Zero get up? THEN WHAT? Speculation about that is far more comical and interesting than speculating about what the shit Zero Requiem is and why he specifically told Schneizel to “Serve Zero”. Really now.
The responses to this post are hilarious cause none of you get the intention even though its there in the 1st paragraph. Miasmacloud is pissed off that she was right all along but she spent so much time writing, even after she nailed it. She’s raging and taking it out on Schneizel.
— common sense
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Tags: Bitching, Bullshit, CLAMP, Fangirl Power, I'm a really depressed fangirl, Kannon, Magazine, Misinterpretation, Overtagged, R2 23, R2 24, RAGE, Schneizel, Sometimes I make correct interpretations, SunRise, Taniguchi, tl;dr, Trolling, Yaoi
Characters | miasmacloud | 
September 21, 2008 7:38 pm | 
Comments (34)
[14:58] [Eej] I just like how
[14:58] [Eej] he predicted the entire conversation
[14:58] [Eej] again
[14:58] [Kannon] that went out of SoD-range
[14:59] [Kannon] during the Mao one, you could believe it because of the awkward pauses
[14:59] [Kannon] but apparently he carries some long ass convo with schneizel and can perfectly time everything.
[14:59] [Kannon] (…)
[14:59] [ilifin] trainwreck
[14:59] [Eej] there’s a very simple explanation
[14:59] [Eej] koda
[14:59] [Eej] it’s a flash animation
[14:59] [Kannon] lol’d
[14:59] [Eej] lelouch is actually on the shuttle
[14:59] [ilifin] ah yes he is clicking
[14:59] [Eej] and he has a remote mouse
[15:01] [ChaosShadow] [15:01:56] [@Eej] and he has a remote mouse <--- you mean a 1 button chess piece
[15:01] [Eej] I guess Read more »
…even though I’ve wanted Schneizel to die for a while, I now think he should live past 25 purely for irony. “Oh Schneizel, what’s a matter, you wanna die? Why? ‘Cause it’d be something new for your bored ass? Ahahah, little brother doesn’t want you getting what you want. :D”
So, frequently misspelled, you wanna strike a new bet? Your Schneizel x Kannon post was kinda lacking. Battro agrees.
Edit: Wat. I thought the image ver was funnier.
Fuck. Kannon’s moe face is driving me nuts now. I want to rape him. I have no means of doing so except artificially. Has Schneizel raped him yet? HAS HE? I don’t care if Schneizel lacks attachment to everything, he needs to fuck him. I wanna fuck him too. WHO THE FUCK IN THIS SHOW AND THIS FANDOM DOESN’T WANT TO FUCK KANNON? SERIOUSLY.
Kallen: And you don’t have a shard of ambition!
Kallen: Those who won’t have a reason to fight…
Kallen: …should stay out!
Gee, sure sounds like you’re describing SCHNEIZEL there, Kallen. Oh, what’s this? You’re describing C.C.?
On the topic of him being the gray king, I find this INTERESTING-ish because I recall C.C. being described as the gray witch before… Is Schneizel to Britannia what C.C. was to the Black Knights before she lost her memory?!!1/!?1?!
WELL FUCK. I guess I called the right shots for the wrong reasons. :|
After that Sunrise interview, I threw away a bunch of bullshit theories and figured 50% Effort was fine. Then R2 23 trolled me so hard. It seemed so keikaku doori that the Animedia thing came out, then R2 23 aired… Then we get R2 24 and it turns out Animedia was not completely full of shit. ;_; 11/10, Taniguchi. Me and Alejandro Corner — formerly Schneizel’s alternate reality twin turned ingrate clown — are fucking raging hard.
Lelouch: そう…皇帝シャルルは昨日を求めた｡あなたは今日を｡だがオレは明日が欲しい｡
Emperor Charles wanted the past, and you the present. But I want a future.
Well, at least I wasn’t completely crazy thinking that Charles = Past, Schneizel = Present, Lelouch = Future. However I think I’ve been crazy about everything else. Hurrr.
So Nunnally has regained eyesight, Guilford has lost it. Coincidence?
lol ignore this. i forgot misinterpreted something from the raw, but still amusing~
The log says everything. Editing into a proper post is not required.
[schneizel] okay i guess lelouch is going to go rule the world with schneizel as his perma-geass’ed right hand man :v
[schnwtfhisname] fuck why is that making sense.
[schnwtfhisname] the geass would make him have like…effort.
[schneizel] yes.
[schneizel] it made him have effort
[schneizel] and start caring
[schneizel] kannon ntoices that
[schnwtfhisname] yeah.
[schneizel] …watch, omg.
[schneizel] schneizel + “EFFORT”geass = most broken character
[schnwtfhisname] so for all the buildup, this is his “punishment”
[schnwtfhisname] lol indeed.
[schneizel] since he can apparently remove a gun from his coat and fire it at the fucking speed of light before diethard can even react
[schnwtfhisname] if Lelouch is smart enough to realize that
[schneizel] so basically we have like an uber-xingke* who is completely loyal to lelouch.
[schneizel] great.
[schnwtfhisname] D:
[schneizel] in [EFFORT] state
[schneizel] schneizel can probably outwit him in chess in like [5 seconds]
[schneizel] ~!
[schnwtfhisname] lolol.
[schneizel] then lelouch is gunna regret this shit
[schneizel] and be like
[schneizel] “GOD DAMN JEREMIAH”
[schneizel] “get THE FUCK OVER HERE”
* = gun-wielding xingke, anyway
KANNON’S FACE AHHSDF;LK32KL4;
After my 49 episode journey that started with the epic reverse hair flick thing on jibun wo~, the end result is that Schneizel is metaphorically and literally a waste, and I too have wasted lots of time about writing shit and rambling about him. In reflection, how fitting! You’ll understand better after you watch the episode with subs, but that’s really the general gist of it.
But it’s been fun, and I regret nothing. :p
-HostServ- Your vhost of apathy.and.arrogance is now activated.
^— for my Schneizel nick!
Btw, I voted for “I was going to answer this poll, but then I gave up instead”.
LANCE OF LONGINUS DEFEATS FLEIA. FYI.
[aers] the geass r2 final battle is a battle of who can make up the mos bullshit technology fastest
PRETTY MUCH.
GUILFORD AND CORNELIA. ARE ALIVE.
Basically, Lelouch pulls a Mao on Schneizel, because he is arrogant and thus falls for it, and gets Geassed into being Lelouch’s slave bitch. Kannon makes more pouty “OMG DON’T DIE” faces and Schneizel lol shoots Diethard under Geass effects. Gino may or may not be God by now. Also, I guess my baaawing about 50% effort shit has been right. Lelouch basically wins because he thinks to himself, “Schneizel doesn’t really care about anything, so he’ll give up if I just fuck with him.”
And I call fucking shenanigans on Lelouch being able to run up stairs like that.
Also, Nunnally. She can see:
Kannon’s pouty face ods;gkl;sdfk23l;4kdsf:
lolwait, at the end of the extended preview, does Lelouch say that his final card is within Schneizel’s heart? What’s he going to do… Get on the open channel and tell Schneizel, “AREN’T I THE MAN YOU LOVE THE MOST?! ;___;”
(Or maybe it refers to Kannon) 
Edit / Preview translation from coj:
If Suzaku and I joined forces, we could achieve anything. That’s how it was supposed to be. But Schneizel’s menace - that true threat - lies in a (sheer) lack of attachment. Just what tactics will the man who knows Geass and has obtained Freya adopt in his boundless ambition? Will strategy no longer work on a battlefield dominated by Freya? The final gamble, that very card, lies in Schneizel’s own heart…
I’m guessing Lelouch wants to use Schneizel’s lack of attachment against Schneizel. Or Kannon is what’s in Schneizel’s heart, and he’s going to become important for defeating Schneizel suddenly, which is why he’s been left alive this whole time while other characters get axe’d. Grinch ending? Or perhaps Kannon dies and Schneizel loses it? 
第23話 シュナイゼル の 仮面 (9/14)
ルルーシュ最愛の人が、最悪な敵として彼の前に現れた。 恐るべきは策士シュナイゼル。そのことで苦悩するルルーシュ。 だがその時、スザクが･･････。今こそ世界の覇権をかけ、天才と天才が富士の上空で激突する。 ゼロレクイエムを成就させるために･･････。 （Animedia)
最愛の妹、ナナリーと敵対することになり苦悩するルルーシュに、スザクは本来の目的を思い出させるべく、 厳しいことばを投げつけ、ひとり戦場へと向かう。（Newtype)
死んだと思われていたナナリーが、敵としてルルーシュの前に現れた。 ルルーシュは、ナナリーを操るシュナイゼルと富士の上空で激突する。（TV Station)
生存していたナナリーは、シュナイゼル側についた。自ら罪を背負うべく、ナナリーはフレイヤ弾頭を発射する役目を志願。ルルーシュも絶対世界革命のため、最愛の妹と戦う覚悟を決める。 (TV Weekly)
第24話 ダモクレス の 空 (9/21)
帝都ペンドラゴンがフレイア弾によって一瞬で消滅した。 決戦兵器であるフレイア弾を大量装備した天空要塞ダモクレスが舞い上がる。 シュナイゼルのその計画が完了すれば、世界は彼の手に落ちたも同然だが･･････。 （Animedia）
帝都を跡形もなく消滅させたフレイア弾。 その兵器を大量装備する敵艦ダモクレスにルルーシュは苦戦を強いられる。（Newtype)
第25話 Re: (9/28)
ゼロレクイエム。すべてはルルーシュとスザクの約束のために・・・。 さらばルルーシュ、ゼロ最後の日！？ さよならスザク、さらば戦いの日々、そして・・・。 （Animedia）
Allow me to translate these for you:
23: “Lelouch gets symbolically raped by Schneizel.”
24: “Lelouch gets symbolically raped by Schneizel and FLEIA’s.”
25: “Lelouch gets raped for real by Suzaku.”
(That is more or less what they all say. Really.)
Turn 21- The world takes off and throws away the deceiving mask, and discloses the truth.
Turn 22- Is this an attempt to completely regenerate Britannia?
Turn 23- Don’t you understand what Schenizel has done?
(Note: The “you” here is “kimi”.)
Turn 24- Lelouch, you don’t hate me?
(Note: The “me” here is “watashi”.)
— magic e-newsletter
Let’s play GUESS WHO SAYS THE QUOTE.
21: Charles
22: 
23: Kannon, angry about his hat
24: Schneizel, playing up the MAN WHO I LOVED AND MAN WHO I FEARED THE MOST line
I’ve been failing at this lately. I figured Rolo for the 19 quote, and Kaguya for the 20 quote. 
