How to capture C.C.

K srsly. When V.V. exclaims in R2 14 that he NOW KNOWS HOW TO CAPTURE C.C., I can only hope that its with this method.

Common Sense and R2 14

1. Suzaku: What happened to results are worthless if the method wasn’t very good?
2. Suzaku, Again: Why did you let Nunnally be by herself in a circular room with a narrow walkway and PITS OF DOOM she could’ve rolled off into?
3. People who complain about Suzaku: Why didn’t you ever realize before that Suzaku is a delusional faggot?
4. People who say that “Omg y u do dis Suzaku! It’s especially painful for Kallen because her of her mom!”: Does Suzaku even know about Kallen’s mom?
5. V.V.: You can teleport, and you can talk to C.C. through the World of C. Why didn’t you ever think of uh, fucking teleporting to C.C. or teleporting her to you if you want to capture her so badly?
6. Rivalz + Other Students: …wearing your school uniform to a funeral is tacky!
7. Cornelia: Who told you about the Geass Cult?
8. Lelouch: You don’t have to fucking give a speech before killing Rolo. If you were that pissed at him, why didn’t you just push Detonator-chan anyway? Also, you’re aware of V.V.’s regeneration, so what exactly were you planning on doing with the bomb on Rolo anyway? Just trying to find an excuse to kill him? Shoulda just pushed Detonator-chan and made a nice hole in the ground.
9. Lelouch, Again: You were out in the desert in long sleeves and pants and keeping up the facade that this is in-doors Area 11?

Cornelia: MacGuyver or Tony Stark?

[ChaosShadow] hey koda, you know how cornelia put together those guns from scrap, does that make her closer to macguyver or tony stark?

This calls for a new poll.

See relevant image saved from /m/. So Cornelia has a busted arm, and she gets into an Akatsuki, and rigs it up with a shitload of weapons? Yeah okay uh, fuck criticizing logic in Geass, that was GAR.

Nina x Canon Explained (And other IRC Lulz)

Shut the fuck up this totally makes sense.

[Eej] koda
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej
[Eej] LOOKS LIKE CANON IS BATTING ON TEAM STRAIGHT
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] …
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej.
[Eej] or maybe he pinch hits for both teams
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej why haven’t you been following our conversation?
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] you see, in china, schneizel was making advances on zero thru chess
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and canon caught on
[Eej] i dunno i just opened gg window for the first time since i downroaded
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he’s a jealous little bish
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] so he decided to go hump nina
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] to get back at schneizel
[Eej] that’s p. creepy
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] im srsbsns
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] can’t you TELL?
[Eej] you should write doujins
[Eej] i’ll draw them for you
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] shortly following his nina humping
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] canon realized that jealousy is a bitch
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he made up with schneizel
[Eej] i’ll cook some spaghetti and make them into human shapes
[Eej] and trace them
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and they showered together so canon could rid himself of ninagerms :v
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] girls have cooties etc.

(Full IRC Lulz Log From Earlier. Spawned from earlier convo with Yakumo-Hime asking for help with her math homework, then evolved into LOLGEASS convo.)

Justifying Lelouch’s Actions (Also, Schneizel)

Lelouch fans, you’re adorable, really, but Lelouch was not at the Cult HQ to destroy his enemy. Please quit using this excuse and face the fact that Lelouch was there because he is a teenager with hormones and he was fucking pissed. Read more »

Lelouch and Suzaku are both douchebags

…the reactions to Lelouch and Suzaku’s behavior in R2 14 are getting silly.

Both of them are douchebags, neither one is more right than the other, both of them are also completely delusional. Why is the internet shitting bricks, exactly. Were they completely unaware of how jackass-ish the two are until fucking episode 14 of the second season?

Nanarii mo damashiteitanda

　　　　　 (V.V.)
　　　　　 お陰で 仕返しされちゃった｡⇒

　　　　　　　　　 ははっ｡ でも…⇒

　　　　ﾙﾙｰｼｭが ゼロだって分かったよ｡⇒

　　　　　　ナナリーも だましていたんだ
　　　　　　あいつは…｡

　　　　　(皇帝)
　　　　　兄さんは また ウソをついた｡

[Xabin] he was keeping the fact that he’s zero even from nunnally

THANKS /a/ FOR CONFUSING EVERYONE. MUCH LOVE.

CANON X NINA? FUCK NO! FUCK R2 14!

Oh god fuck the rest of the episode.

Milly calls Nina and tells her that Shirley died, and Canon is like, “r u ok???” and Nina is like “I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE HER” then she starts baaaaawing anyway and Canon goes and humps her. Wat. Gtfo. No .dsf;lk324isdl;kg24il;safki12o3kl;saf

R2 14 Preview

Must be Kallen’s dress from the sketch!

RIP Shirley 2

Magazine summary for ep 14 includes:

geass ni yotte unmei hirousare tsudzuketa shirley wa, geass no tame ni inochi wo otoshita

Shirley, who’s fate was overturned by Geass, dies [because of/for] Geass.

Oh shit. I was right.