Last mystery from the opening?

I think this is the last “mystery” left from the opening. Naturally, I have an awesome theory about it. Ever seen Independence Day? At the end, the crop duster saves the world. So I’m predicting that Nina makes an anti-FLEIA, then for some [magical reason] all other ways of using this fail, so she straps it on Ganymede, gets laughed at + underestimated ’cause it’s an ancient KMF, then she kamikazes Damocles. The result will be either neutralizing FLEIA’s power somehow, or blowing Damocles + all of the other FLEIA’s up (Schneizel said he gathered all of the FLEIA’s onto Damocles before so lol). Y/N? Lelouch has already removed the largest source of Sakuradite from the world, so the next step is to get rid of shit that uses Sakuradite so we can remove the destructive plot stone from the plot already.

Let’s talk about Nina: S1

I don’t like Nina and the only value I can see in her is purely comedic, but I can’t really deny or ignore what the show seems to be trying to do with her (especially after the last episode). Soooo, let’s talk about Nina. :D In this post, Nina in S1. Keep in mind that I am pretty much pro-Milly/anti-Nina and make no effort to hide this. Also, this shit is long. Not quite “y so hapi??//” length, but nearly there. Read more »

What the fuck, Nina

Nina: In the end, I had no idea…
Nina: I had no idea about the damage it would cause…
Lloyd: Nina, you have to make a choice.
Lloyd: Either you abandon science and save your soul,
Lloyd: or destroy your soul and sacrifice yourself for science.
Nina: That’s…
Nina: Did you make a choice too, Professor Lloyd?
Lloyd: I’ve been broken since the start.

Wait, so, Nina, you honestly had no idea how much damage FLEIA would cause? Were you not fucking paying attention during the test?

…honestly?

FREYA OR PRAYER?! MAKE UP YOUR MINDSDGKLDFG

The real summaries for 16-20 are out. Tokyo gets bombed in 18-19, this is apparently inevitable even in lulz. Anyway, uh, they spell the name of Nina’s weapon as “fureiya” (freya), then in the closed caps it was “pureiya” (prayer). WHICH IS IT? GOD DAMN IT;LDGKKDL;FG.

Prayer and Damocles

Yeah okay I’ll read the R2 15 closed caps more carefully next time instead of being retarded and telling people her nukes name is Damocles.

プレイヤの作動を 確認

Prayer is the name of Nina’s nuke, I guess.

これで ダモクレスが

And I believe Damocles is the name of the magic doomsday device in the opening in space that shoots a shitload of missiles and has like a Hadron cannon on the bottom.

Nina x Canon Explained (And other IRC Lulz)

Shut the fuck up this totally makes sense.

[Eej] koda
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej
[Eej] LOOKS LIKE CANON IS BATTING ON TEAM STRAIGHT
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] …
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej.
[Eej] or maybe he pinch hits for both teams
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej why haven’t you been following our conversation?
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] you see, in china, schneizel was making advances on zero thru chess
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and canon caught on
[Eej] i dunno i just opened gg window for the first time since i downroaded
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he’s a jealous little bish
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] so he decided to go hump nina
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] to get back at schneizel
[Eej] that’s p. creepy
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] im srsbsns
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] can’t you TELL?
[Eej] you should write doujins
[Eej] i’ll draw them for you
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] shortly following his nina humping
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] canon realized that jealousy is a bitch
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he made up with schneizel
[Eej] i’ll cook some spaghetti and make them into human shapes
[Eej] and trace them
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and they showered together so canon could rid himself of ninagerms :v
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] girls have cooties etc.

(Full IRC Lulz Log From Earlier. Spawned from earlier convo with Yakumo-Hime asking for help with her math homework, then evolved into LOLGEASS convo.)

CANON X NINA? FUCK NO! FUCK R2 14!

Oh god fuck the rest of the episode.

Milly calls Nina and tells her that Shirley died, and Canon is like, “r u ok???” and Nina is like “I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE HER” then she starts baaaaawing anyway and Canon goes and humps her. Wat. Gtfo. No .dsf;lk324isdl;kg24il;safki12o3kl;saf

BAD END

Carry over from IRC.

Does anyone else get “Nina completes nuclear pow4r then Schneizel makes a doomsday device for [insert cliche reason here] then Lelouch unmasks himself and convinces Nina to kill him” vibes for the ending?

I don’t know how else you’re supposed to make Nina and Milly’s “GO FACE THE WORLD!11″ bullshit be relevant other than putting Nina into a situation where she’s supposed to go against him. She’s probably going to shoot him in the head in 25. (Or nuke him.)

Masturbating Nina [Dub Ver]

For our foreign friends who can’t watch videos on AdultSwim.com…

Comment on the Adult Swim page: “Seriously? Wow. We know this is an adult cartoon, but what Nina Einstein just took this show into a not safe for work zone.”