I have decided after re-watching R2 22 that Damocles has a blue Disneyland Castle on top of it (Note: this is also the background for the scene in the opening when Nunnally throws the crane, I think), meaning the top of Damocles is Disneyland itself. Since Schneizel is stupidly rich and utterly ridiculous (thanks to our friend, the rainbow colored bathos we call “FABULOUS”), building a Disneyland Theme Park on top of your flying fortress of doom is absolutely normal.
Which brings me to this picture. See how Lelouch is passed out from the Tea Cups ride in the background? Yeah? Okay, when Lelouch gets to the top of Damocles and enters the castle, he’s going to have to battle the Tea Cups ride and the Its a Small World ride, and fail miserably.
Chess as the final battle? Haha, we have been trolled. It’s Disneyland, bitches.
Pretend that M. Night Shyamalan is directing a live action Geass movie. What would the plot be and who would play who? Actually, ignore the plot part. We pretty much skipped over it entirely and lulz’d about casting. Read more »
Anonymous Says:
August 7th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Lelouch and Charles are having a tea party at Kamine island, playing some chess and reminiscing about them bitches.
Suzaku finds out simple determination only goes so far and cries himself to sleep.
Schneizel will never be the final villain because he plays poker, not chess.
…hay, I think this anon is onto something. In R2 09, Lelouch asks himself who “played this DEMONIC hand”, in reference to Schneizel setting up the behind the scenes deal with the Eunuchs. Hand liek, you know, CARD GAMES, etc. Meanwhile, Lelouch’s power has earlier been referred to as a DEMONIC EYE etc by Rolo. So we’ve got the Demonic Eye + Chess versus the Demonic Hand + CARD GAMES. Also, Lelouch is supposed to walk the PATH OF THE DEMON KING, so Schneizel must be the Demon Pharaoh! (inb4 abridged references)
My logic is infallible! 
Given my theory about KANNON=NAOTO, I realized that I should have been able to guess how to romanize his name “properly” based on thinking that he’s Naoto and how Kallen’s name romanization goes.
カレン -> Karen -> Kallen
カノン -> Kanon -> Kannon
Ka -> Ka
Middle consonant -> Doubled
Oh Naoto-kun, you silly fag.
Kaze and I made NationStates. The United States of Everything is FABULOUS and the Most Serene Republic of Fabulous Fabulousness. Come join our region, the United Federation of Nations! Password = fuckaliproject. 
Edit: Lol, our region has grown to include Yakumo-Hime’s dictatorship, Leaplouch, Spinzaku, FABULOUS Pizza Hut, and Australia. xD
From the dub stream of S1 15:
Epic censor job. Even Kallen’s shower scene was less retarded than this. I like the script writing too. “Are you waking up now?” and “What were you doing in that place passed out like that?” Christ, its like an Eliza script…
Related to the English Geass world, the results are up for Bandai’s character poll~ 4chan powervoted Clovis to #1, Rivalz to #2, and Shirley to #4. Maybe now they’ll fix Clovis’s character page icon so it’s not the Glaston Knights dude anymore?
Also, Yzak/LtEagle’s logic is pretty flawless here IMO:
It wasn’t 4chan, it was CLAMP, who have been quoted multiple times as saying that Clovis is their favorite character.
Oh, and the Geass R1 DVD’s are glitched.
K everyone look at the Bandai Ent. character page for Geass. See the guy inbetween Orange and Guilford? Link says “clovis.php”. PROBLEM: That face icon is not Clovis, it’s one of the Glaston Knights. Y U DO DIS, Bandai?! Maybe /a/’s campaign to power vote him in the character poll will cause them to re-think this horrible error they’ve made!
I never thought this shop of the Dominos logo in Orange’s eye would ever be relevant
After looking @ the Pizza Hut of JP menu to find something like C.C.’s pizza, I decided to check the Dominos of JP menu and see what they have. DOMINOS HAS ORANGE JUICE!!111 WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW, PIZZA HUT?!
Where’s that image of Mao in the Dominos uniform?!
READ THIS BEFORE YOU GET THE WRONG IDEA: Please take note that the details mentioned in this are fairly bizarre/odd to be announced (such as the Knight of 12’s fate). Also note that SyoBoi has nothing about an hr long 25-26 on a Saturday. It still only lists Geass 25 to air on September 28th (Sunday). Basically, I am putting these up purely for lulz. Do not assume they are real, at all. Read more »
Obviously what happened during the ending of Char’s Counterattack was that Char became fabulous and fabulousified and was then reborn as Schneizel. (THAT IS WHAT THE GREEN PARTICLES WERE!11) When Schneizel says Damocles, he actually means Axis. He’s learned that colony drops don’t work after how keikaku not-doori the last one went, and you need to nuke people up first so they don’t come stop your colony drop attempt.
The ending of Code Geass will be Schneizel in a red version of Gawain and Lelouch in Shinkirou having an epic pissing contest then burning up in the atmosphere over earth.
Oh, and for Xabin, Char is also the name of a planet in StarCraft.
This has nothing to do with anything. Vocaloid Schneizel and Ranka Canon = Cute.
Vocaloid Schneizel
FUCKING ADORABLE.
Schneizel would look quite cute in a jacket like that too. >.>
Maybe with glasses? D:
Ranka Canon
Kirah~!
Oh, speaking of Macross F, there’s a Ranka Zero video.
Edit: The video was removed from Nico, so I re-uploaded it to SendSpace.
E3 has put me into video game mode. Imagine Schneizel-side RPG for 5sec. 4 person party max. Switch between person/mech battles like in XenoGay.
Sympathetic(?) Schneizel 
Class: White Mage
KMF: Gawain Panda-Type
Best Stats: Int and Cha
Description: Aside from healing and defensive buffs, he has some additional status effect abilities. His most powerful status effect is Charm. Some of his skills will behave differently when he uses them on different party members. In example, when partied with Jeremiah, he can use a more powerful resurrection spell that revives Jeremiah with full HP/MP and doubled stats but in Berserk status.
Loony Lloyd 
Class: Engineer
KMF: Sutherland Fabulous-Type
Best Stat: Int
Description: He uses his own inventions in battle. Inventions must be made outside of battle. His inventions have a broad range of uses. Support, utility, etc. In example, the Float System skill will give the selected party member the Float status, and the Hadron Blaster skill is a powerful linear AoE.
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Tamaki’s Girlfriend has been reading the R2 novel and shared something awesome.
For miasmacloud: Canon has a crossdressing fetish. He uses perfume, lipstick and talks in a feminine manner. Apparently, if he hadn’t been working under Schneizel, who is very much tolerant of people with weird habits, Canon would never have been able to climb the ranks, being who he is.
This explains his, “Schneizel likes eccentric people, such as myself” statement. 
Edit: Sometimes the novel stuff is not taken srsly. However, early R2 NewType scans had a description for Canon that said “he speaks femininely” which matches this, so I guess it rlyrly is canon. Huuur.
Has anyone ever heard of a guy named Starks? If you know much about him, hopefully you also know that he’s a complete fag. Anyway, at GFOT, they call Rolo FUCKING ROLO after he killed Shirley in 13. In the midst of the R2 14 topic spam about OMG SUZAKU U ASS!11, Starks posted the following topic. Read it very, very carefully.
Shut the fuck up this totally makes sense.
[Eej] koda
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej
[Eej] LOOKS LIKE CANON IS BATTING ON TEAM STRAIGHT
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] …
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej.
[Eej] or maybe he pinch hits for both teams
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej why haven’t you been following our conversation?
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] you see, in china, schneizel was making advances on zero thru chess
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and canon caught on
[Eej] i dunno i just opened gg window for the first time since i downroaded
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he’s a jealous little bish
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] so he decided to go hump nina
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] to get back at schneizel
[Eej] that’s p. creepy
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] im srsbsns
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] can’t you TELL?
[Eej] you should write doujins
[Eej] i’ll draw them for you
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] shortly following his nina humping
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] canon realized that jealousy is a bitch
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he made up with schneizel
[Eej] i’ll cook some spaghetti and make them into human shapes
[Eej] and trace them
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and they showered together so canon could rid himself of ninagerms :v
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] girls have cooties etc.
(Full IRC Lulz Log From Earlier. Spawned from earlier convo with Yakumo-Hime asking for help with her math homework, then evolved into LOLGEASS convo.)
Minami is distrustful of Zero, yet he stays in the Black Knights. Why? ‘Cause he’s a pedo.
He blushes when Nunnally introduces herself to Area 11:
Then we see him blushing at Kaguya in Op2:
Clearly he’s a pedo and he wants Kaguya’s loli poon so he’s sticking around in the Black Knights for that reason.
Yeah.
I was playing around with the Brilliant Text Generator and put in some Geass-related words. It did Code Geass -> Dull, Suzaku -> Silly, Schneizel -> Hell, Lelouch -> Foul. The biggest lol was when I tried to put in Schneizel’s full name… It cut off the last couple of letters, but…
Sheesh, even the JP version of that says he’s ebil. (インシツ = 陰湿 = Mean/Bad Adj.)
And the sideview generator.
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Today is Suzaku’s birthday, so I made something using the Geass cake I posted about before in honor of it!
I fucking love this. The part with Lelouch riding by on the white horse with Jupiter as the background is… so… XD
I have decided after re-watching R2 22 that Damocles has a blue Disneyland Castle on top of it (Note: this is also the background for the scene in the opening when Nunnally throws the crane, I think), meaning the top of Damocles is Disneyland itself. Since Schneizel is stupidly rich and utterly ridiculous (thanks to our friend, the rainbow colored bathos we call “FABULOUS”), building a Disneyland Theme Park on top of your flying fortress of doom is absolutely normal.
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