So yeah, Kannon is pretty fucking pointless. Tea serving bitch was the correct answer from before. He adds nothing except “cute feminine re-occurring character to tag along with Schneizel.” For fanart, yaoi, etc, this isn’t necessarily bad. :D After 24, Nathalie and I joked that they threw him in the series entirely for that moe as fuck rape face he makes. Kannon’s origins basically go back to DVD Magazine 02, where Schneizel refers to him in his alternate preview for episode 18. Seeing as how they also threw in mentioning shit like the Tianzi in these alternate previews, I guess the purpose here was to make it seem like these characters have always been around and weren’t just randomly tossed in for R2~
Anyway this picture makes me go d’aaaaaaaaaw and you should do the same.
(Oh, and he’s Naoto until Taniguchi tells me otherwise. Seriously.)
FABULOUS!, though it sounds like he has a fur ball stuck in his throat
— LunarRoar, commenting on the Laugheizel Loop
I think Lunar is on to something. (Note: Not really.) Schneizel must have some kind of terminal throat/lung disease, and that’s why he gave up having effort! …however my real motive here though is to put Schneizel and Kannon in situations where Schneizel is unable to take medicine by himself and Kannon has to help him via mouth-to-mouth.
The responses to this post are hilarious cause none of you get the intention even though its there in the 1st paragraph. Miasmacloud is pissed off that she was right all along but she spent so much time writing, even after she nailed it. She’s raging and taking it out on Schneizel.
— common sense
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Tags: Bitching, Bullshit, CLAMP, Fangirl Power, I'm a really depressed fangirl, Kannon, Magazine, Misinterpretation, Overtagged, R2 23, R2 24, RAGE, Schneizel, Sometimes I make correct interpretations, SunRise, Taniguchi, tl;dr, Trolling, Yaoi
Characters | miasmacloud | 
September 21, 2008 7:38 pm | 
Comments (34)
Edit: Wat. I thought the image ver was funnier.
Fuck. Kannon’s moe face is driving me nuts now. I want to rape him. I have no means of doing so except artificially. Has Schneizel raped him yet? HAS HE? I don’t care if Schneizel lacks attachment to everything, he needs to fuck him. I wanna fuck him too. WHO THE FUCK IN THIS SHOW AND THIS FANDOM DOESN’T WANT TO FUCK KANNON? SERIOUSLY.
Everything is CRYING, for I have lost a bet. Let this serve, at least, as an example to others.
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Imo this needs a rainbow background instead of green-teal.
To me he’s such a boring character he doesn’t even really register.
— Intern3st (On Kannon)
Kannon can’t stand out to English speakers because he has a speech thing in Japanese. For a male, he uses what’s considered feminine Japanese. I’m still a nub at language and honestly have no fucking clue what makes this shit feminine though or what/when you use it. -v-; In example, “wa” and “wa ne” on the end of some sentences is considered feminine. (Here’s a convenient part from 17 where he uses both: “立派な功績をあげられたわね,枢木卿. これで戦争は終わったわ.”) Also, polite speech~ (inb4 jokes about women using polite speech.)
On second thought, fuck symbolism. I’d much prefer a Schneizel raping Kannon in every orifice ending. Schneizel, give up your Godhood for gaysex~ I mean, Lelouch’s final gamble lies within SCHNEIZEL’S HEART, doesn’t it? Obviously this means that Schneizel will choose Kannon’s happiness over bombing the fuck out of the world (note: Kannon hasn’t smiled since R2 09, OP2 doesn’t count [note within the note: OR PERHAPS OP2 IS SYMBOLIC TO KANNON BEING ABLE TO SMILE BY THE WORLD{'s} END!]), and they’ll go live quietly together in some forest, away from all of the noise that drove Schneizel to the path of “MUST KILL EVERYONE”.
So why has like every random minor R2 character besides Kannon and the Ikaruga Bridge Bunnies not died yet? I have five theories about Kannon~ Characters you know little about are fun to speculate about. :D Read more »
His Sad Highness ;_;
His Smiling Highness :)
His Thinking Highness :0
ALL OF THE CARDS ARE IN HIS HANDS.
I can’t believe miasma hasn’t posted this yet, here or on her blog.
Fenix Twilight
NO PROBLEM BUDDY, PROBLEM SOLVED.
[schnwtfhisname] so you do realize in the R2 novel, when Schneizel wakes up
[schnwtfhisname] the first thing he does is drink tea with Kannon
[schnwtfhisname] I probably shouldn’t have told you that :x
Hey okay fuck this yeah novels are totally canon I’m not going to lie to myself about contradictions they make with the anime. Also fanart where.
I just woke up and have like 80 ideas for posts floating around in my head, but I’m pretty damn lazy. 21 airs in like 3 hours. This picture is cute so stare at it and get warm fuzzy feelings on the inside.
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[schnwtfhisname] I just saw your roses post… :D
Haanii likes the roses post. :o He :D’d at me!
The Knight of Four, Dorothea Ernst. Guys, what. Profile page says she’s a member of the Rounds, she’s a chick, and she’s on par with Bismark. (Meaning, if both her and Bismark approached Suzaku in a hostile manner, would his live Geass trigger in 2.5 seconds?)
In other news, Kannon finally has his own page on the webpage. His page says he likes to poke fun at his surroundings with his peculiar speech…? (I assume its talking him about him using girly Japanese. Or something.)
Edit: They updated Doro-whatever’s page with her voice actress, Inoue Kikuko (Cecile’s VA).
Given my theory about KANNON=NAOTO, I realized that I should have been able to guess how to romanize his name “properly” based on thinking that he’s Naoto and how Kallen’s name romanization goes.
カレン -> Karen -> Kallen
カノン -> Kanon -> Kannon
Ka -> Ka
Middle consonant -> Doubled
Oh Naoto-kun, you silly fag.
This has nothing to do with anything. Vocaloid Schneizel and Ranka Canon = Cute.
Vocaloid Schneizel
FUCKING ADORABLE.
Schneizel would look quite cute in a jacket like that too. >.>
Maybe with glasses? D:
Ranka Canon
Kirah~!
Oh, speaking of Macross F, there’s a Ranka Zero video.
Edit: The video was removed from Nico, so I re-uploaded it to SendSpace.
Tamaki’s Girlfriend has been reading the R2 novel and shared something awesome.
For miasmacloud: Canon has a crossdressing fetish. He uses perfume, lipstick and talks in a feminine manner. Apparently, if he hadn’t been working under Schneizel, who is very much tolerant of people with weird habits, Canon would never have been able to climb the ranks, being who he is.
This explains his, “Schneizel likes eccentric people, such as myself” statement. 
Edit: Sometimes the novel stuff is not taken srsly. However, early R2 NewType scans had a description for Canon that said “he speaks femininely” which matches this, so I guess it rlyrly is canon. Huuur.
Eagle and I were talking about this last night. ITS LOTS OF FUN.
This is Kallen’s family photo from S1 09. The guy on the right is her brother, Naoto. Naoto supposedly used to be the leader of the small resistance group, then he died and Ougi took over. In an interview, an [important Geass staff person] said Naoto is dead. Later, this became, “Kallen thinks he’s dead”. To get to the point, he kinda looks like Canon. “Looks like Canon” + “Kallen only thinks he’s dead” = “HOLY SHIT THIS IS NAOTO?” I thought about this earlier in R2, but I figured it was just a character design coincidence when Kallen didn’t seem to react to him at the chess match in China. But then in R2 13, the mystery of why Kallen might not be able to recognize him was solved: Kallen’s Int stat is only 40. It now seems completely feasible that Kallen is just retarded and doesn’t recognize him! So, same person, yes/no? Lazy character designer, maybe? Emperor mind wiped him?
If he is the same fucking person, then it sounds like it was not JUST AS PLANNED to have him be alive in the first story draft, I mean… Shit, they changed Naoto from “dead” to “might be dead”. Canon himself is described as being someone who is usually tagging along with Schneizel, so why wouldn’t he be introduced in S1? Why wouldn’t he be tagging along to Area 11? The first instance we hear of Canon is on DVD Magazine 02 when Schneizel says he has an unfavorable-looking report about the Chinese Federation. Maybe this China-related distraction is their excuse for why Schneizel’s little pet wasn’t with him in Area 11 in S1. This feels like how they added the Knights of Rounds and Jeremiah’s history into the Picture Drama.
kaisis came up with a wonderful scenario to describe the reunion of the two.
Canon: Guess what sis! I’m alive!
Kallen: Yay!
Canon: And in love with a man!
Kallen: ….oni-chan….
Canon: With a Brittanian Prince!
Kallen: …so am I!
Speaking of Kallen’s family, Kallen’s dad. What’s up with this guy? It’s hinted he’s some SUPER AWESOME COOL guy in Britannia. Oho, MAYBE HE WORKS FOR SCHNEIZEL, LIKE 90% OF THE BRITANNIAN CAST?!
Edit: Oh s;dlfkksld;f I just thought of something hilarious. Naoto is a fairly common Japanese name meaning “straight (as in honest) person”. How fucking ironic would it be for “Straight Person” Kouzuki to be mindraped into being Schneizel’s gay boytoy. 
Okay so that’s fangirl stuff, BUT STILL.
Shut the fuck up this totally makes sense.
[Eej] koda
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej
[Eej] LOOKS LIKE CANON IS BATTING ON TEAM STRAIGHT
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] …
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej.
[Eej] or maybe he pinch hits for both teams
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej why haven’t you been following our conversation?
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] you see, in china, schneizel was making advances on zero thru chess
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and canon caught on
[Eej] i dunno i just opened gg window for the first time since i downroaded
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he’s a jealous little bish
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] so he decided to go hump nina
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] to get back at schneizel
[Eej] that’s p. creepy
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] im srsbsns
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] can’t you TELL?
[Eej] you should write doujins
[Eej] i’ll draw them for you
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] shortly following his nina humping
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] canon realized that jealousy is a bitch
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he made up with schneizel
[Eej] i’ll cook some spaghetti and make them into human shapes
[Eej] and trace them
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and they showered together so canon could rid himself of ninagerms :v
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] girls have cooties etc.
(Full IRC Lulz Log From Earlier. Spawned from earlier convo with Yakumo-Hime asking for help with her math homework, then evolved into LOLGEASS convo.)
So yeah, Kannon is pretty fucking pointless. Tea serving bitch was the correct answer from before. He adds nothing except “cute feminine re-occurring character to tag along with Schneizel.” For fanart, yaoi, etc, this isn’t necessarily bad. :D After 24, Nathalie and I joked that they threw him in the series entirely for that moe as fuck rape face he makes. Kannon’s origins basically go back to DVD Magazine 02, where Schneizel refers to him in his alternate preview for episode 18. Seeing as how they also threw in mentioning shit like the Tianzi in these alternate previews, I guess the purpose here was to make it seem like these characters have always been around and weren’t just randomly tossed in for R2~
