I CONTINUE TO BLOG

[Kokizzzle] koda you’re not blogigng that thing from earlier are you?
[raspberry] I totally am.
[Kokizzzle] i hate u
[raspberry] dont worry, no one visits my new blog
[Kokizzzle] but you didn’t answer my question
[raspberry] becausei haven’t told anyone about it.

I have a new blog and this convo reminded me that I made no effort to tell anyone I made one, but that’s mainly because I don’t really know what I’m going to be talking about yet but I’ve been making random posts lately just “because” and really the blog only exists because I want to put the hilarious domain name to good use but maybe inspiration will strike me or something soon idk lol.

Nightmare of Nunnally dropped

Steps to making it un-dropped:

1. Get on the Rizon IRC network.
2. Do “/query Kokizzzle”
3. Start spamming angry things and tell him to quit being a fag and translate it.

Until then, NoN is dropped because the translator is uninterested.

Lazy Schneizel is lazy

[kodaturret] do you think its supposed to be symbolic that schneizel used to win @ chess in the past and now he’s like “hurr lazy” :v
[schnwtfhisname] hmm, that makes sense. Seeing as how he already seemed to be giving up or at least not giving a fuck during the chess game in china
[schnwtfhisname] It was an indicator that his character was beign developed that way

And I’m too lazy to formulate this into a proper post even though I was attempting to for a bit.

I think I’ll blog at Schneizel Effort power levels from now on.

The Schneizel’s Lifespan Betting Game No. 2

I am now betting with frequently misspelled that Schneizel lives to the end of the series.

If he loses, he has to write Schneizel x Kannon’s Hat fanfic.

If he wins, I don’t have to lift a finger.

Aww yeah.

gg staff explains the mysteries of geass

[14:58] [Eej] I just like how
[14:58] [Eej] he predicted the entire conversation
[14:58] [Eej] again
[14:58] [Kannon] that went out of SoD-range
[14:59] [Kannon] during the Mao one, you could believe it because of the awkward pauses
[14:59] [Kannon] but apparently he carries some long ass convo with schneizel and can perfectly time everything.
[14:59] [Kannon] (…)
[14:59] [ilifin] trainwreck
[14:59] [Eej] there’s a very simple explanation
[14:59] [Eej] koda
[14:59] [Eej] it’s a flash animation
[14:59] [Kannon] lol’d
[14:59] [Eej] lelouch is actually on the shuttle
[14:59] [ilifin] ah yes he is clicking
[14:59] [Eej] and he has a remote mouse
[15:01] [ChaosShadow] [15:01:56] [@Eej] and he has a remote mouse <--- you mean a 1 button chess piece
[15:01] [Eej] I guess Read more »

Lelouch is going to regret Geassing Schneizel into having effort

lol ignore this. i forgot misinterpreted something from the raw, but still amusing~

The log says everything. Editing into a proper post is not required.

[schneizel] okay i guess lelouch is going to go rule the world with schneizel as his perma-geass’ed right hand man :v
[schnwtfhisname] fuck why is that making sense.
[schnwtfhisname] the geass would make him have like…effort.
[schneizel] yes.
[schneizel] it made him have effort
[schneizel] and start caring
[schneizel] kannon ntoices that
[schnwtfhisname] yeah.
[schneizel] …watch, omg.
[schneizel] schneizel + “EFFORT”geass = most broken character
[schnwtfhisname] so for all the buildup, this is his “punishment”
[schnwtfhisname] lol indeed.
[schneizel] since he can apparently remove a gun from his coat and fire it at the fucking speed of light before diethard can even react
[schnwtfhisname] if Lelouch is smart enough to realize that
[schneizel] so basically we have like an uber-xingke* who is completely loyal to lelouch.
[schneizel] great.
[schnwtfhisname] D:
[schneizel] in [EFFORT] state
[schneizel] schneizel can probably outwit him in chess in like [5 seconds]
[schneizel] ~!
[schnwtfhisname] lolol.
[schneizel] then lelouch is gunna regret this shit
[schneizel] and be like
[schneizel] “GOD DAMN JEREMIAH”
[schneizel] “get THE FUCK OVER HERE”

* = gun-wielding xingke, anyway

The “When does Schneizel die?” betting game

So when do we think that Schneizel’s going to kick the bucket? I’m guessing 25. frequently misspelled guesses 24. If frequently misspelled loses, he has to post on the blog about Schneizel x Kannon. Timbo bets that he’s going to live. Timbo’s optimism outweighs my own, vastly. :(

New DnD Alignment: FABULOUS Evil

[amz] I can’t tell if Schneizel is Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil
[amz] more like Fabulous Evil, amirite?

Yes amz, ur rite.

M. Night Shyamalan and a live action Geasss Movie

Pretend that M. Night Shyamalan is directing a live action Geass movie. What would the plot be and who would play who? Actually, ignore the plot part. We pretty much skipped over it entirely and lulz’d about casting. Read more »

Schneizel blocking Geass

What would Schneizel wear to block Geass?

• He doesn't need anything to block Geass, he blocks it with FABULOUS~ (67%, 362 Votes)
• Black visor glasses from R2 15 (16%, 84 Votes)
• Glasses with mirror lenses (guys, why did you have a 30min convo about how these would work) (7%, 40 Votes)
• RoboCop Helmet (blame fucking Firefly) (4%, 20 Votes)
• Other! (3%, 18 Votes)
• Aviator goggles with dark lenses (3%, 17 Votes)

Total Voters: 541

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I don’t even understand how this came up in #gg tonight. Schneizel knows Lelouch has magic eye rape powers, so assuming he’ll actually go head to head with him, how would he work around it? Loki brought up using glasses with mirror lenses so Lelouch would Geass himself, but then Schneizel wouldn’t be able to see out of them. This led into a discussion of technicalities, like maybe he could use the glass that the police interrogation rooms use with the double sided mirror, but then wouldn’t Lelouch be able to Geass him through that if light still passes through? Firefly suggested the RoboCop helmet. grunty thinks his FABULOUS abilities will be able to deflect Geass. Personally, I think he would look nice in aviator goggles.

Homoschneizel :D?

Reikai was reading the Characters VS Zero book.

[Reikai] I think… Schneizel may actually be gay…
[Imoutomango] Reikai
[Imoutomango] =3=
[Imoutomango] [Reikai] I think… Schneizel may actually be gay…
[Imoutomango] you’re like
[Imoutomango] slowpoke
[Reikai] hmm
[Kaze] He wants to fuck his younger brother
[Kaze] thats pretty gay
[Reikai] no srsly…
[Reikai] because it says something here about how
[Reikai] “Schneizel can never find a woman he likes”
[Reikai] and woman is italicized.

Granted I think he’s gay whether they outright say it or not, but hey, canon support for my interests is always welcome!

Guess the R2 DVD Covers

Vol. 1 has Lelouch and C.C., lets guess the other volumes! (This carries over from an IRC convo.) Vol. 1 has 1 ep, then every volume after has 3 eps. The covers for S1 mostly followed characters who were important-ish during the episodes the volume covers. IE; Kallen was on the cover of the volume that had Refrain and Guren Dance.

Vol. 1: Lelouch w/spider hands, C.C., Vincent

Vol. 2: Lelouch, Rolo, Villetta
Vol. 3: Suzaku, Nunnally, Lancelot Conquista
Vol. 4: Xingke, Tianzi, Shenhu
Vol. 5: Shirley, Orange, Sayoko
Vol. 6: Charles, V.V.
Vol. 7: EVIL SCHNEIZEL ALL BY HIMSELF
Vol. 8: Gino, Anya, Kallen (You know… If their shit doesn’t get explained around these episodes, then just fuck everything)
Vol. 9: Lelouch, Suzaku

Nina x Canon Explained (And other IRC Lulz)

Shut the fuck up this totally makes sense.

[Eej] koda
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej
[Eej] LOOKS LIKE CANON IS BATTING ON TEAM STRAIGHT
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] …
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej.
[Eej] or maybe he pinch hits for both teams
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] eej why haven’t you been following our conversation?
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] you see, in china, schneizel was making advances on zero thru chess
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and canon caught on
[Eej] i dunno i just opened gg window for the first time since i downroaded
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he’s a jealous little bish
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] so he decided to go hump nina
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] to get back at schneizel
[Eej] that’s p. creepy
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] im srsbsns
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] can’t you TELL?
[Eej] you should write doujins
[Eej] i’ll draw them for you
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] shortly following his nina humping
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] canon realized that jealousy is a bitch
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and he made up with schneizel
[Eej] i’ll cook some spaghetti and make them into human shapes
[Eej] and trace them
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] and they showered together so canon could rid himself of ninagerms :v
[koda[nina-x-canon-is-BANNED]] girls have cooties etc.

(Full IRC Lulz Log From Earlier. Spawned from earlier convo with Yakumo-Hime asking for help with her math homework, then evolved into LOLGEASS convo.)

HIVEMINDING ABOUT SCHNEIZEL

[Wind-sama] Fujino
[Wind-sama] he missed about
[kenners] oh, well then.
[Wind-sama] 10 minutes of Schneizel
[Fujino] He missed about 10mins of -…
[Fujino] fucking hivemind.
[Wind-sama] in 30 episodes.
[Fujino] FUCKING HIVEMIND!

WTFFFF KAZE Y U DO DISSSD;LKSFK;L34K5.

BAD END

Carry over from IRC.

Does anyone else get “Nina completes nuclear pow4r then Schneizel makes a doomsday device for [insert cliche reason here] then Lelouch unmasks himself and convinces Nina to kill him” vibes for the ending?

I don’t know how else you’re supposed to make Nina and Milly’s “GO FACE THE WORLD!11″ bullshit be relevant other than putting Nina into a situation where she’s supposed to go against him. She’s probably going to shoot him in the head in 25. (Or nuke him.)

SCHNEIZEL IS RUFUS

[Daiz] you know koda
[Daiz] I just read this http://trainwreck.ggkthx.org/2008/07/07/clampified-schneizel/#more-238
[Daiz] and came into the conclusion
[Daiz] that Schneizel is obviously Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.
[Daiz] THE ONE-WINGED ANGEL
[Daiz] HURRRRRR

FUCKING REJECTED. IF WE’RE GOING TO MAKE FF7 COMPARISONS, THEN SCHNEIZEL IS RUFUS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. They’re both hot blond guys who have minions and white long coats OKAYTHX.

Also, Canon = Reno.

Since Orange is a machine…

[Grenji] I wonder if Orange cums oil now
[kirinfang] Dude, his dick could be a flamethrower

This was like hours ago, but, anyway, Grenji poses like the most fascinating question about Code Geass. Ever.

Schneizel-Byte

Origination of term

[canon] no, its log.txt
[Jayle] omg, not a txt file
[Jayle] anything but that !
[me] you’d get emo over looking at a .txt file?
[Jayle] how big is it now ?
[canon] ;_;
[canon] Its like over 9000mb large
[canon] thats why i dont wanna fucking open it
* vh facepalms
[Jayle] lol
[me] lulz
[chuglur] lol
[me] tail -f /file.txt
[sakrash] 9gb large txt!
[sakrash] D;
[bluesun] over 9000 tb you mean
[Garr] lol
[Yakumo-Hime] OVER 9000?
[canon] over 9000 schneizel-byte large!

Defined by sakrash

Schneizel-byte : Also known as SchneizelxCanon byte, gg byte, koda byte. It sums as the equivalent of 10 TBs multiplied by pie divided by the sum of x and y and the root of the number of people in China and the product of the quotient of 3098882928999bytes and 9 GB plus the size of the earth’s total area.

Examples of usage

“Koda has a Schneizel-byte of Schneizel x Canon yaoi doujinshi.”

“Jayle destroyed his Schneizel-byte sized harddrive because he hates Schneizel.”

Code Geass has a plot?

[23:07] [Shale] CODE GEASS PLOT.

Shale, you’re on crack. Code Geass doesn’t have a plot.

- love, mia