/a/ you are wonderful

Never change, /a/. Never change.
Also thank you anonymous writefag.
Edit: Okayokay I’ll post all of it as it gets posted!

Here is this awesome Schneizel x Kannon’s hat fanfic that’s being posted on /a/~

Part 1

Kannon held his hat protectively in his fair hands as he walked slowly to Prince Schneizel’s office.

He knew that this constant sexual activities with his delicate hat and his prince where not going to be a good thing. His hat had seemed heaver than usual, it’s usual soft silk, feeling more dry than usual. He had gotten it cleaned numerous times but nothing seemed to do a thing.

So this is what had brought Kannon to Schneizel, his features dark with the uneasy feeling building inside him to tell the Prince the news.

He knocked on the door, and entered quickly, Schneizel sitting at his desk, seemingly busy with the paperwork on the table.

“Oh Kannon, what is it?”

“Um, your highness. I’m not sure how to tell you this…”

“What is ever wrong? You look a lot sick.” Even with considerate words, Schneizel usual expression didn’t change.

“You see, Schneizel-sama, my hat, this hat, it’s well… it’s pregnant. And you’re the father.” Read more »

Imoutocon Schneizel

I’ve rewatched and reread and overanalyzed stuff in my quest(?) to make up a billion theories about what’s inside of Schneizel’s heart and spam my ass +50 posts over the course of the past week (as of this post, I’m at 39/50, and I doubt I’ll make it by tonight). When considering his NANDEKOREWA face from S1 22, I initially took it as his reaction to the unpredictable, but how about taking it and his interaction with Euphy to mean that incest is inside of his heart? Read more »

Code Geass is actually about incest

I’ve decided that Code Geass isn’t a show about political intrigue, revenge, drama, [whatever], it’s actually about incest. See, one of the main things in the series is the bond between brothers. Incestuous buttsex. (Also, Euphy x Cornelia for some lesbian incest.)

Lelouch and Rolo’s bond, though they aren’t really brothers, is gay as shit and Rolo is passionately devoted to his “brother”. He goes psycho yandere mode at the thought of Nunnally and being replaced by her in Lelouch’s life. He also follows Lelouch pretty blindly out of “brotherly love”, etc. Oh no, little boy who never really had a family is now experiencing a new WHIRL OF EMOTIONS (or replace with your own tacky catchphrase) through his fake brother. Baaaaw.

Then there’s the twins, Charles and V.V. In the last episode, V.V. showed a strong distaste for Marianne. Only the mention of her name pisses him off. After the last episode, thoughts go that V.V. had Marianne killed out of jealously, similar to how Rolo killed Shirley. Lelouch is being seen as a younger version of Charles, so this would further extend the comparisons. (This also makes all of Schneizel’s “HEY I WONDER WHAT THE EMPEROR WOULD DO LOLOL” statements mildly entertaining when used on Lelouch/Zero.) Charles also showed some distrust for V.V., telling him OMG Y U LIE AGAIN FGTKDKLF. Yet, Charles will probably kiss and make up with V.V. for lying! After all, this isn’t the first time he lied to Charles, and yet they’re still Best Brothers Forever.

Also, Schneizel and Lelouch. INCEST THROUGH CHESS. HEY LET ME CHECKMATE YOUR PENIS LOLOL. Though we all know that Schneizel’s true love is none other than Canon, there’s a lot of Schneizel vs Lelouch / WHITE PRINCE VS BLACK PRINCE shit spammed over the series, and everyone knows that opposites attract. After making his evil doomsday device w/help from Nina, Schneizel will be defeated by the power of love from his younger brother and everyone will live happily ever after. The end.