Huntereizel

From 3 series to 1 series a week for fansubbing.

School only 3 days a week.

No more Geass blogging to do.

WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?

[miasmacloud] …I guess I could renew WoW.
[ilifin] miasmacloud play a kawaii belf hunter
[ilifin] called schneizel
[ilifin] with a pet panda, kannon

Sure, why not?

SCHNEIZEL’S SUIT LOOKS NICE!

Was there a rest of the episode? I don’t even know.

Okay frequently misspelled, time to live up to your hat porn.

Last Kannon sighting, about 1/2 way through the episode. D:

Edit: I’ve decided that Kannon was in-between Gino and Kallen on the prisoner line up.

SunTail style Schneizel

D’aaaw
(Although it kind of looks like he has purple Pac-Man in his eyes)

(Also, I made the last poll ’cause I’ve been listening to R2 OST2. Damn it, you guys all suck. Innocent Days? Seriously? Stories is A++++ awesome! ;_;)

Laughing Schneizel Loop

I’ve made a fabulously mesmerizing loop of Schneizel laughing but flv quality sucks so get the fabulous mkv that I’m too lazy to upload anywhere but RapidShit. Fuck, I’m totally going to torrent this. Actually never mind, it would be un-Schneizel-like to get the effort to torrent it.

Edit: Here’s sum tinypic player.

Schneizel bashing

The responses to this post are hilarious cause none of you get the intention even though its there in the 1st paragraph. Miasmacloud is pissed off that she was right all along but she spent so much time writing, even after she nailed it. She’s raging and taking it out on Schneizel.

— common sense

LOOK GUYS THIS COMMENTER GETS IT, IT ISN’T HARD OKAY??? Read more »

fuck q_q

Edit: Wat. I thought the image ver was funnier.

Fuck. Kannon’s moe face is driving me nuts now. I want to rape him. I have no means of doing so except artificially. Has Schneizel raped him yet? HAS HE? I don’t care if Schneizel lacks attachment to everything, he needs to fuck him. I wanna fuck him too. WHO THE FUCK IN THIS SHOW AND THIS FANDOM DOESN’T WANT TO FUCK KANNON? SERIOUSLY.

After my 49 episode journey~!

After my 49 episode journey that started with the epic reverse hair flick thing on jibun wo~, the end result is that Schneizel is metaphorically and literally a waste, and I too have wasted lots of time about writing shit and rambling about him. In reflection, how fitting! You’ll understand better after you watch the episode with subs, but that’s really the general gist of it.

But it’s been fun, and I regret nothing. :p

-HostServ- Your vhost of apathy.and.arrogance is now activated.

^— for my Schneizel nick!

Btw, I voted for “I was going to answer this poll, but then I gave up instead”.

Actually, fuck the last post, here’s my ideal ending

On second thought, fuck symbolism. I’d much prefer a Schneizel raping Kannon in every orifice ending. Schneizel, give up your Godhood for gaysex~ I mean, Lelouch’s final gamble lies within SCHNEIZEL’S HEART, doesn’t it? Obviously this means that Schneizel will choose Kannon’s happiness over bombing the fuck out of the world (note: Kannon hasn’t smiled since R2 09, OP2 doesn’t count [note within the note: OR PERHAPS OP2 IS SYMBOLIC TO KANNON BEING ABLE TO SMILE BY THE WORLD{'s} END!]), and they’ll go live quietly together in some forest, away from all of the noise that drove Schneizel to the path of “MUST KILL EVERYONE”.

All fucking delicious evil guys have fingersnap operated gun turrets

Schneizel snaps his fingers, Cornelia dies.

I can’t even say anything else about this episode because the idea of him having a fingersnap operated gun turret that pops out and shoots people that was conveniently located right behind here Cornelia was standing is the only thing that comes to mind.

Also, Kannon betraying him as ending seems more and more likely. (Lelouch threw Diethard a look, but I think Kannon’s little “Guys wtf” were to set him up more as the one to do it?)

The one who can’t wear the mask can’t be victorious, If you can’t handle the mask, you can’t win, guys.

Also, Corner’s right:

Now it has been proven that he is CRAZY, and the only person with clear sight in the entire show.

“It seems this world is full of problems. Whats the simplest way to get rid of those problems? Right, kill the fuckers. Lets kill everybody.”

You have no idea how happy I am to see a pure character, someone who knows what he is doing.

— Alejandro Corner, Schnizel’s alternate reality twin !!TFtQKRsB74h

Also correct:

Considering he can just click his fingers and have a turret pop out wherever he wants to kill whoever needs to be killed I think he has Lelouch beat.

— Anonymous

R2 23 is soooooon

HAVE YOU PREPARED YOURSELF FOR WHAT WILL HOPEFULLY BE SOMETHING LIKE 20MINS OF DELICIOUS EVIL SCHNEIZEL FACES? I’m all hyped up to get a textless version of this image above. Will totally make it a new avatar everywhere unless there is something even better looking. ;A;

Schneizel is moe

When two men, one with a sword and one with a magical mind control power, are after your ass, what do you do? If you’re Schneizel, you sit in a chair, and you look fucking fabulous.

Oh Schneizel, not even something as mundane as chair sitting can be so mundane when you’re in the picture. After reading the TV Weekly summary for R2 23, which says that Nunnally volunteered to press the FLEIA trigger and bear all of her brothers sins, I love you even more. I bet I know exactly what you told her: “Lelouch became Zero and did all of these things for your sake.” And when you told her this, you weren’t lying, you were being Schneizel. You were setting her up to help you troll the fuck out of Lelouch. And when Lelouch saw Nunnally alive, he fucking raged. He might be hating on you, but somewhere deep in his mind, he’s going “50/10 well fucking played ANIUEEEEEEEE.”

Schneizel, to someone like me who is tired of Lelouch’s shit after 40+ some episodes, you are totally moe.

…but honestly, you’re still a horrible person and I hope you die.

Or maybe you do have something resembling decency somewhere in you and kawaii Kannon-tan is your one weakness and you’re going to blow your own plans in the end for his sake. Maybe that’s why every pointless character besides him has exited stage right by now. HEELFACETURN out of nowhere for the sake of gaysex? So fucking moe.

Spoiler: I don’t actually like Schneizel

Mike expressed his desire in IRC tonight to be like an “anti-koda”, and frequently misspelled chimed in that in order to be “anti-koda”, you must be “anti-schneizel”, which caused Mike to then fear for his life should he ever bash Schneizel and he went on about how I would attack him with a knife. But Mike, don’t sweat it, ’cause I don’t really like Schneizel. Read more »

Quit thinking about Geass and start thinking about Schneizel

And now, a post of vast contrast to my last

Dear persons who read this blog, fandom, etc, whatever, whoever, I have a proposition for you all. I base this proposition from reading things in the fandom. Read more »

Morning tea

[schnwtfhisname] so you do realize in the R2 novel, when Schneizel wakes up
[schnwtfhisname] the first thing he does is drink tea with Kannon
[schnwtfhisname] I probably shouldn’t have told you that :x

Hey okay fuck this yeah novels are totally canon I’m not going to lie to myself about contradictions they make with the anime. Also fanart where.

Roses

I just woke up and have like 80 ideas for posts floating around in my head, but I’m pretty damn lazy. 21 airs in like 3 hours. This picture is cute so stare at it and get warm fuzzy feelings on the inside.

Edit:

[schnwtfhisname] I just saw your roses post… :D

Haanii likes the roses post. :o He :D’d at me!

Cow Schneizel

I ordered the Schneizel Zodiac Fortune figure and it came in the mail the other day. He’s on my car keychain now with my Orange-kun.

Schneizel is the Taurus of the set, dressed as a cow. Srsbsns, it’s fucking adorable. Also, there’s lots of fun fangirl faggotry to be born from this figure. He’s horny and makes milk. I’m sure Kannon loves drinking the milk he produces and licking his nipples.

^____^

…uhm, looking at it from the PoV of not-a-fangirl, he’s associated with animals that have their black and white spots showing really clearly, huh. Like the panda. [I'm not going anywhere with this, I just feel like putting something less fangirl sounding here. Yeah.]

Schneizel must have the most difficult job in the world

R2 19 has made me realized something: Schneizel must have the most difficult job in the world. My respect and adoration for him has pretty much jumped up about 50 notches. (Pic unrelated)

Not only is your dad dumping all of his responsibilities onto you and running off to play with Jupiter, but you must also constantly look, be, and radiate with fabulous and awesome to the point where you can make something as mundane as sitting at a table look badass, as well as upkeep an Academy Award winning act of having a believably sane, kind, caring personality, while having an insane level of mental intelligence and deduction ability that allows you to figure out a completely accurate list of who your little brother used Geass on and what happened to those people and print this information out on individual emblemed sheets of paper (probably laminated too) with a 12hr turnaround, all while putting up with a racist nuclear table humping scientist who wants to fuck your dead little sisters corpse, a “broken” in the head engineer who wants to rape his own machines, a terrible cook who cares about the wrong shit at the wrong time, as well as sexually satisfying Kallen’s crossdressing older brother (probably Schneizel’s only source of personal comfort), plus tending to the needs to his country. I’m sure he spends like 2hrs a day perfecting his hair flick and smile combo too. Of course, since it’s Schneizel, this is all probably just in a days work for him. He must have this routine down pat. Fuck. HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

Schneizel in the middle

Chess is a really shitty game to use as symbolism in Geass. It paints the world as a black board with stains of red blood, upon which black and white pieces move.

…that was way too srsbsns sounding. Anon from the Wind Valley is pretty much correct; I’m going off the deep end here. Oh well.

What I was going to get to eventually above is that there’s this thing called GRAY AREA and Geass has a lot of it, but Geass constantly uses chess, a game which has 2 distinct sides/colors to it. I propose there is a 3rd side/color/faction. Lelouch is the black w/the Black Knights, Charles is the white w/Britannia, and Schneizel is our middleman. I guess we’ll call him the gray, aligned with… uh, atom bombs. Fuck yeah. Oh hey, wouldn’t the smoke from the bomb usage be gray anyway? Symbolism yay.

Forget any imagery about Schneizel being the white king, it’s all a dirty lie. To his father and his brother’s white and black, he is effectively gray, sometimes because he’s in the middle, lodged between them, or because he shows a mixture of the 2 of them. Even though he’s with Britannia, like daddy, he’s also kind of “mehhhh dad wtf”, like Lelouch. Though he is regarded as being both GAR and fabulous, he’s not quite as GAR or as fabulous as the other 2, providing a mixed state of being Fabulously GAR. Fuck, he’s even in the middle in things like age, height, and hair color! Actually he’s like all of 1 inch shorter than his dad, BUT IT’S STILL 1 INCH SHORTER AND PUTS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OKAY.

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Schneizel, why do you look happy?

A while back I posted a poll about why Schneizel hires the freakshow to work for him. I think that poll was missing an option like, “He’s crazier than all of them, so they’re all normal to him”. I’m anxiously awaiting Crazy Schneizel as I believe he would/will be mad sexy. (inb4 he turns out to have Lavos Conflict God form)

During the whole, “Nina has succeeded in creating a WMD that can destroy humanity on an atomic level” scene, Canon’s “guyswtf” reaction is probably how I would actually react to this, but this is anime and I don’t take things in anime to be how things should work IRL so my attention went off of the fact that Schneizel was funding mass destruction and onto how fucking fabulous he looks. Watching the scene while thinking about the capability of Nina’s weapon in the real world etc, between Nina’s triumphant “FUCK YEAH BITCHES MANKIND’S GUNNA CHANGE” and Schneizel’s delicious dangling bangs of evil-ness, Canon’s reaction is comforting.

But hey, moral faggotry about magic weapon h4x in the Geass World vs the Real World? No thanks. Lets talk about Schneizel instead! Read more »

Hey, I remember why I like Code Geass

I decided to re-evaluate why I’m watching Geass amidst the negativity generated after the events of R2 15. I’ve felt since the beginning of R2 fairly neutral to it. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that I am actually quite satisfied, but this isn’t because of the show itself, its because of the reason why I’m watching it. I seemed to forget this. When I first watched ep1 s1 raw, I didn’t really know much Japanese, I had no idea what the concept/basis of Geass was. Yuurei, el, dovac and I were just picking a new show to sub.

I saw this during the op and that’s all I needed to approve the show:

I dug out my old D drive and screenshotted the old [gg] release fff

Being the extremely shallow fangirl that I am, I can honestly say that I’ve been more or less satisfied so far!

So, why are you watching it?

Edit:
Hahah, holy shit.

[coj] my 7-yr old brother asked me to pause at schneizel’s appearance in S1 OP1 :V
[coj] he was fascinated :V