I’m going to ship Schneizel x C.C. (to piss mike off)

C.C. puts on a Zero costume, goes up to Schneizel, “Hey, I wanna know if the moon is made of cheese, and if that cheese would be good on pizza. I hear you can make space shit. Get to work on this important matter.” Schneizel, being mind raped and not knowing any better, politely agrees to follow Zero-sama’s instructions. Match made in heaven.

(As a more serious side note, there is an annoying similarity between the 2 of them, and it’s annoying because I don’t get how I’m supposed to properly describe it.)

Sick Schneizel

FABULOUS!, though it sounds like he has a fur ball stuck in his throat

— LunarRoar, commenting on the Laugheizel Loop

I think Lunar is on to something. (Note: Not really.) Schneizel must have some kind of terminal throat/lung disease, and that’s why he gave up having effort! …however my real motive here though is to put Schneizel and Kannon in situations where Schneizel is unable to take medicine by himself and Kannon has to help him via mouth-to-mouth.

Ah! My Geass!

After the past/present/future comparison from R2 24, I’ve got an idea for an AU spin off series: Ah! My Geass! It will star college student Kannon Maldini (Keiichi Morisato - FUCK SAME INITIALS), who dials up a Britannian Royalty service by mistake instead of Pizza Hut. Result? Now Schneizel (Belldandy) is living with him under a contract. Also stars Lelouch (Skuld) and Charles (Urd). To make this sound less like an excuse to make Kannon and Schneizel live together, this also metaphorically works out, as Schneizel has a “fucked up wish granter” gimmick to him. (I’m not being very convincing.)

It would be fucking awesome.

Edit/Re - The Comments: It should have been obvious I was going off the deep end by the simple fact I had a blog dedicated to one anime and I was dedicating time to subbing it and blogging about it entirely because of a crush on a character who gets 0 screen time. If you didn’t pick up based on that, then you should have been able to after the Lelouch of the High School Rebellion post! I rest my case.

Crack theories for the day

• Slice of Life: The best way to end Geass is EVERYONE LIVES! Lelouch and Nunnally become joint rulers of Britannia, with Kallen and Suzaku as their Knights. They free all of the areas and make rainbow cranes and happy go lucky laser shows. Meanwhile, the UFN is dissolved and people go back to being their own countries and minding their own business. This is to set up the currently un-thought of season 3 which will come by fan demand and feature Lelouch and Nunnally in a slice of life about being leaders. New characters will include new members of the Knights of Rounds, and various foreign diplomats who Nunnally and Lelouch have to deal with. S3 will feature an OP by Ali Project and an ED by FLOW. Please look forward to it in 2009, dear viewers.
  • Oh, now I remember why I have EVERYONE LIVES for this: The majority of the conflicts in this series will be brought along by Schneizel, who will spend the majority of the episode combo breaking Lelouch and Nunnally’s keikaku doori’s. Every episode will end with Lelouch screaming ANIUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
• Alternative Next Season: Alternatively, since Lelouch beat God this season, he has to beat Tangiuchi and Ookuchi (and mid-boss Yoshino) next season.
• Dark Nunnally and Disneyland: Schneizel built Damocles based on something Nunnally drew with crayons when she was like 5. (That’s why Disneyland is on top.) On her crayon drawing, it show pink lasers and her and Lelouch were drawn as stick figures on top. She wants to rule the world from it and make everyone her slave. Schneizel, a person who lacks ambitions (this statement is being vastly misused here), thought of how nice it is to be a child and have dreams, and gave it to her as a birthday present.
• Schneizel x Kannaoto - Pure Crack: Kannon = Naoto, but he lost his memories. Schneizel is aware of his true identity for [some reason], but became attached to his pet. He began fucking up Japan, hoping that if Naoto’s memories ever returned, he wouldn’t want to ditch him. This clearly explains why Schneizel blew up Tokyo (to kill Kallen and Naoto’s mom while she was in the hospital or jail or wherever), and he tried to wedge into the Black Knights (so they’d die off without Zero, leaving Naoto no terrorist buddies to run back to). We can also say that Schneizel ordered Ms. Rohmeyer to kill Kallen so his sister would be dead too! :D Obviously Schneizel is actually a yandere.
  • …on reflection, the way I managed to bullshit justify some of that so easily is scary.
  • On further reflection, I don’t even know how the fuck I came up with this to begin with.
• Xingke: …this isn’t really crack, but I bet that Rakshata has magically cured Xingke of his plot aids, and no one bothered to let us know.
• Pregnancy & Baby Naming: Reportedly from Animedia, Villetta is pregnant with Ougi’s child. Predicting that the ending of R2 will include an “8-9mo later” segment with the child born, and it will be named after another person in the series - it’ll be like Harry Potter ending. Obviously they would name their child Tamaki if it’s boy, or Chigusa if it’s a girl. No questions asked. Actually, go back to the Xingke thing - if they show Ougi and Villetta’s kid in a magic time jump, then they’ll show the Tianzi mourning Xingke too, I guess!
• Clovis’s Return: Following the requests of the 4chan /a/nons who spammed SunRise’s suggestions with demands to return Clovis, the last R2 Picture Drama will feature Clovis returning to the realm of the living from the World of C. His return will be marked by a volcano erupting, an airplane exploding, and Arthur will wake up from a slumber and start hissing. Rivalz will also feel a chill up his spine.