Quit arguing about the Guilford shit

Look, guys, Guilford is alive so he can be by Cornelia’s side and they can make it seem like Schneizel was trying to get them back together somehow because he likes to make wishes come true in his own screwed up little way. If you’re gauging that from the scene, you are fine, the writers don’t care about ANYTHING ELSE, especially FLEIA science, so you shouldn’t either! Picture this: Guilford miraculously survives, who cares, Schneizel is unsure of his situation and tows him around so he can present him to Cornelia fully recovered! He tells her that he’s missing so he can present Guilford recovered to her later, “Oh look sis he’s back ^^!” and Cornelia doesn’t have to worry about Guilford’s health. But it turns out that Guilford was blinded by the FLEIA light! Tragedy. When they come to ally with the Black Knights, Guilford has fully recovered except for his eyes or whatever (If he’s even really blind), Schneizel shoots up Cornelia, then dumps her at Horai Island along with Guilford and calls it a day. He shot her because he needed to look like a complete ass and live up to his mask of the day. Or something. Or he has some fucked up idea of crippled Cornelia and crippled Guilford accepting each others imperfections and living happily ever after!

Edit: Basically… Cornelia can be his eyes, and in return, Guilford can be her legs. (I’m assuming she really got shot up badly at the legs.) I think Guilford being doted upon due to his health by the woman he was sworn to protect would’ve crushed him.

Edit2: Also I don’t really think that shooting up Cornelia was remotely necessary, but… it’s Schneizel.

someone go make image ktks

Someone go make an image for me I’m lazy. Macro~ It needs to start with some people look down, and like, “Blah blah there’s problems in the world” etc, then Schneizel frame, “Hey guys dont worry I know how to fix all of these problems” and then a Cornelia frame where she looks happy and is like, “Oh wow :D Awesome! What’s your plan?” and another Schneizel frame, “Kill everyone…” and then UNAMUSED Cornelia face, then Schneizel fingersnap, “…starting with you”, poof, dead Cornelia frame as last. Plztks.

Oh, and where the fuck’s the SCHNEIZEL LIED, CORNELIA DIED macro btw?

Cornelia: MacGuyver or Tony Stark?

[ChaosShadow] hey koda, you know how cornelia put together those guns from scrap, does that make her closer to macguyver or tony stark?

This calls for a new poll.

See relevant image saved from /m/. So Cornelia has a busted arm, and she gets into an Akatsuki, and rigs it up with a shitload of weapons? Yeah okay uh, fuck criticizing logic in Geass, that was GAR.