FABULOUS!, though it sounds like he has a fur ball stuck in his throat
— LunarRoar, commenting on the Laugheizel Loop
I think Lunar is on to something. (Note: Not really.) Schneizel must have some kind of terminal throat/lung disease, and that’s why he gave up having effort! …however my real motive here though is to put Schneizel and Kannon in situations where Schneizel is unable to take medicine by himself and Kannon has to help him via mouth-to-mouth.
The responses to this post are hilarious cause none of you get the intention even though its there in the 1st paragraph. Miasmacloud is pissed off that she was right all along but she spent so much time writing, even after she nailed it. She’s raging and taking it out on Schneizel.
— common sense
LOOK GUYS THIS COMMENTER GETS IT, IT ISN’T HARD OKAY??? Read more »
Tags: Bitching, Bullshit, CLAMP, Fangirl Power, I'm a really depressed fangirl, Kannon, Magazine, Misinterpretation, Overtagged, R2 23, R2 24, RAGE, Schneizel, Sometimes I make correct interpretations, SunRise, Taniguchi, tl;dr, Trolling, Yaoi
Characters | miasmacloud | 
September 21, 2008 7:38 pm | 
Comments (34)
[14:58] [Eej] I just like how
[14:58] [Eej] he predicted the entire conversation
[14:58] [Eej] again
[14:58] [Kannon] that went out of SoD-range
[14:59] [Kannon] during the Mao one, you could believe it because of the awkward pauses
[14:59] [Kannon] but apparently he carries some long ass convo with schneizel and can perfectly time everything.
[14:59] [Kannon] (…)
[14:59] [ilifin] trainwreck
[14:59] [Eej] there’s a very simple explanation
[14:59] [Eej] koda
[14:59] [Eej] it’s a flash animation
[14:59] [Kannon] lol’d
[14:59] [Eej] lelouch is actually on the shuttle
[14:59] [ilifin] ah yes he is clicking
[14:59] [Eej] and he has a remote mouse
[15:01] [ChaosShadow] [15:01:56] [@Eej] and he has a remote mouse <--- you mean a 1 button chess piece
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Due to the TF2 Engineer comparison (the Engineer has a Texas accent) and Schneizel’s lab being in Dallas, I can’t help but think of Schneizel as having a fucking Texas accent now. I was watching the S1 21 dub and I was like, “You should have hick accent k >:|!!!” Taking into account my awesome conclusion that he should have an accent, and his “being nice to women” thing (ANIMAGE SAID SO ON THEIR BULLET POINTS, “TELL ME ABOUT SCHNEIZEL!”, ASK THEM ABOUT IT OKAY), I have now deluded myself into thinking that his nice guy side is supposed to be a stereotypical southern gent. I’ve been to Texas many times and encountered men who would fall under the stereotype. Their kindness almost seems overexaggerated and fake (though this might be more like “koda is bitter and doesn’t like people in general so lol”). Fake kindness? How Schneizel-y.
[insert jokes about southern inbreeding and schneizel's "EUPHY'S GOTTEN PRETTIER" comment from the sound drama here]
ps; i do not find texas accents attractive at all. the accent does absolutely nothing from me, as i’ve heard it too many times. D:
Guys, we need to quit lying to ourselves. It’s time for the Kalulu and CClulu shippers to face the facts: Both of those pairings fucking suck. Get over yourselves and quit spamming the fucking romance threads at AnimeSuki. How am I supposed to brainwash people into ShunaKan if the threads are a bunch of rambling bullshit about who gets to sleep with Lelouch? Kallen and C.C. both need to give up Lelouch and go for each other. Read more »
So I wrote this rant a while back, which koda kindly posted, about how Rolo embodied Taniguchi’s frustration at the troubles he encountered with the script. I claimed that the death of the character signified a return to the show’s originally intended direction. I’ve had to eat several hats since then 
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I have decided after re-watching R2 22 that Damocles has a blue Disneyland Castle on top of it (Note: this is also the background for the scene in the opening when Nunnally throws the crane, I think), meaning the top of Damocles is Disneyland itself. Since Schneizel is stupidly rich and utterly ridiculous (thanks to our friend, the rainbow colored bathos we call “FABULOUS”), building a Disneyland Theme Park on top of your flying fortress of doom is absolutely normal.
Which brings me to this picture. See how Lelouch is passed out from the Tea Cups ride in the background? Yeah? Okay, when Lelouch gets to the top of Damocles and enters the castle, he’s going to have to battle the Tea Cups ride and the Its a Small World ride, and fail miserably.
Chess as the final battle? Haha, we have been trolled. It’s Disneyland, bitches.
Pretend that M. Night Shyamalan is directing a live action Geass movie. What would the plot be and who would play who? Actually, ignore the plot part. We pretty much skipped over it entirely and lulz’d about casting. Read more »
And now, a post of vast contrast to my last
Dear persons who read this blog, fandom, etc, whatever, whoever, I have a proposition for you all. I base this proposition from reading things in the fandom. Read more »
One of the magazines from last month gave character birthdays, ages, horoscope, etc. On the bottom, it included a DECISIVE RIVAL BATTLE!!! box which showed that particular character’s rival/enemy. Let’s analyze them! :D Read more »
Schneizel removes his “mask” and…
- He’s actually an extremely nice and kind person on the inside who just wants to help Lelouch re-unite with Nunnally and he’s gotten really, really sad that Lelouch hates him so much. :( He’ll cry for half the episode then he and Lelouch will eat cookies (homemade by Schneizel) and milk while making flower crowns to put in each others hair and petting bunnies.
- He’s Mamoru, or Darien if you know him that way. (Tuxedo Mask/Sailor Moon)
- He’s Leo. (Mystere/Lunar 2)
- He’s Kahn Wong. (Grahf/XenoGears)
- He’s actually Clovis. 4chan and CLAMP’s words got through to Taniguchi.
- He’s actually Taniguchi. He then tells Lelouch that he’s “God” and Lelouch’s “time” is ending soon. Lelouch makes some ridiculous speech about “LIFE GOES ON!”, which is met by TaniguSchneizel informing him he means it literally: Lelouch’s show is ending in 2 episodes. (Cut to the ED as cliff hanger with Lelouch giving an UN-AMUSED face.)
- He’s Kogarashi. One of his 37 senses is being able to smell Geass. (Kamen Maid Guy) [Hinode & Wind Valley-san]
- He has another fucking mask on under it. (Naruto 101) [Kayopia]
- Kamen Rider, aka Schneizel el Britannia, is an altered human. He was altered by the evil secret society, the Black Knights, who plan on world conquest. Kamen Rider fights against the Black Knights for the sake of FABULOUSNESS! (Kamen Rider) [Hemisphere]
Fuck arguments about the Black Knights being stupid or what their motivations was or how Schneizel had just bombed the shit out of Tokyo and looked threatening as hell. There’s a far simpler way to explain the events of R2 19: Schneizel is Near from Death Note.
This means he’s also going to win the series!
The ep 20 extended preview has penguins. Obviously Lelouch is going to go north and become the Emperor of the North Pole and Geass Santa Claus into solving the problems of the world. The touching hour long season finale in which Lelouch defeats Britannia by reminding them about the spirit of Christmas will include Schneizel becoming not-a-dick and kissing Kannon under the mistletoe. D’aaaaaaaaaw.
…hm okay I need to go to sleep or something. Edit: Especially since I was actually tired enough to think that the North and South poles are the SAME PERSON.
…actually, I DON’T FUCKING CARE WHERE PENGUINS LIVE THEY SHOULD GO VISIT SANTA-SAN TOO. Edit Again: I’M SURE SANTA-SAN WOULD FUCKING LOVE PENGUINS AND PUT FISH IN THEIR STOCKINGS.
On-screen FLEIA sequence:
step.01 Sakuradite Explosion
step.02 Nuclear fission
step.03 Fólkvangr Field Create
step.04 Sessrumnir Sphere Expansion
step.05 Sessrumnir Sphere Reduction and Vanished(Space Transfer)
It should be noted that the Official Website also marks everyone who was shown being hit by FLEIA’s light to be “missing”.
Clearly, when it says “space transfer”, it means that Nina has actually created a mass teleportation device and it teleported people… to Jupiter.
Or the World of C.
Or Australia.
(Pick one.)
Timbo, who was shitting bricks about the trees at Ashford being left unharmed by the seemingly vacuum-like effect of Fre-…FLEIA, thinks that teleportation magically explains why the trees are okay!
Now time for some different speculation, completely unrelated to Schneizel (SHI- WHAT?!). Ignore Lelouch, Ougi and Kallen in the picture above! Lets talk about the uh, little guys. The generics. :D What did they do before they were terrorists?
This whole thing is bullshit done for lulz after a discussion on IRC with Grenji. Read more »
Koshimizu posted the ep 17 summary from TV Weekly. Based on it, the CompAce 17-20 stuff, and the Korean blog, I’m theorizing how 17-20, as well as the general end of the series, will get played out.
Again, please note, these are guesses based off of the TV guide summaries and the Korean Blog. In other words, they are “theories” not “summaries”. Read more »
READ THIS BEFORE YOU GET THE WRONG IDEA: Please take note that the details mentioned in this are fairly bizarre/odd to be announced (such as the Knight of 12’s fate). Also note that SyoBoi has nothing about an hr long 25-26 on a Saturday. It still only lists Geass 25 to air on September 28th (Sunday). Basically, I am putting these up purely for lulz. Do not assume they are real, at all. Read more »
Everyone, this is Luciano Brandli, the Knight of 10. Since there are over 9000 posts of, “WHO IS THIS GUY IN THE PREVIEW?!” on the internets, this is a kawaii informative post. He pilots Percival and is nicknamed the Vampire of Britannia. He is, in actuality, Straight Cougar, and Percival will turn pink and become really fucking fast. He last appeared in ep 2 with the rest of the Knights of Rounds.
~ the more you know ~
Obviously what happened during the ending of Char’s Counterattack was that Char became fabulous and fabulousified and was then reborn as Schneizel. (THAT IS WHAT THE GREEN PARTICLES WERE!11) When Schneizel says Damocles, he actually means Axis. He’s learned that colony drops don’t work after how keikaku not-doori the last one went, and you need to nuke people up first so they don’t come stop your colony drop attempt.
The ending of Code Geass will be Schneizel in a red version of Gawain and Lelouch in Shinkirou having an epic pissing contest then burning up in the atmosphere over earth.
Oh, and for Xabin, Char is also the name of a planet in StarCraft.
I’ve decided that Code Geass isn’t a show about political intrigue, revenge, drama, [whatever], it’s actually about incest. See, one of the main things in the series is the bond between brothers. Incestuous buttsex. (Also, Euphy x Cornelia for some lesbian incest.)
Lelouch and Rolo’s bond, though they aren’t really brothers, is gay as shit and Rolo is passionately devoted to his “brother”. He goes psycho yandere mode at the thought of Nunnally and being replaced by her in Lelouch’s life. He also follows Lelouch pretty blindly out of “brotherly love”, etc. Oh no, little boy who never really had a family is now experiencing a new WHIRL OF EMOTIONS (or replace with your own tacky catchphrase) through his fake brother. Baaaaw.
Then there’s the twins, Charles and V.V. In the last episode, V.V. showed a strong distaste for Marianne. Only the mention of her name pisses him off. After the last episode, thoughts go that V.V. had Marianne killed out of jealously, similar to how Rolo killed Shirley. Lelouch is being seen as a younger version of Charles, so this would further extend the comparisons. (This also makes all of Schneizel’s “HEY I WONDER WHAT THE EMPEROR WOULD DO LOLOL” statements mildly entertaining when used on Lelouch/Zero.) Charles also showed some distrust for V.V., telling him OMG Y U LIE AGAIN FGTKDKLF. Yet, Charles will probably kiss and make up with V.V. for lying! After all, this isn’t the first time he lied to Charles, and yet they’re still Best Brothers Forever.
Also, Schneizel and Lelouch. INCEST THROUGH CHESS. HEY LET ME CHECKMATE YOUR PENIS LOLOL. Though we all know that Schneizel’s true love is none other than Canon, there’s a lot of Schneizel vs Lelouch / WHITE PRINCE VS BLACK PRINCE shit spammed over the series, and everyone knows that opposites attract. After making his evil doomsday device w/help from Nina, Schneizel will be defeated by the power of love from his younger brother and everyone will live happily ever after. The end. 
