Why can’t Geass have dialog like this?

This other show we’re subbing, Antique, Mandoric is translating it and he copy/pastes some of the lulz as he goes.

[Mandoric] On: He’s so dreamy, I want to violate him…

Why the fuck can’t Geass have dialog like this instead of shit like, “Suzaku, what’s wrong?!” “You’re not here”. I think I could write a Geass yaoi fanfic completely by using lines copy/pasted from Antique. D: Lelouch would be Tachibana and Orange-kun would be Chikage, but who would be the other 2?!