The Code Trainwreck Drinking Game

Kaioshin’s terms for a Code Trainwreck drinking game are too weak. “Fangirling Over Schneizel” is like 30, and “Link to something Kaioshin said” is like 9.

• Drink every time I type Schneizel.

Okay there, now you’re actually fucked! But let’s keep going anyway.

• Drink every time I post a random theory. Two if it has backing in absolutely nothing.
• Drink every time I go into rambles about SYMMMBOLISMMM.
• Drink every time I mention yaoi.
• Drink every time I make a typo.
• Drink every time I mention a meme. Doesn’t have to be related to Geass, but just meme’s in general.
• Drink every time I get too lazy to make proper posts and just copypaste logs or forum posts.
• Drink every time I mis-tag shit.
• Drink every time I start with a random example that is kind of sort of related to what the rest of the post is about.
• Drink every time a commenter doesn’t “get it”. Shining Example: Schneizel bashing.
• Drink every time that someone links here to Tamaki’s Girlfriend’s Roman Album commentary without linking to the actual interview translation.
• Drink every time that 風の谷の名無しさん comments.
• Drink every time that you get Schneizel as your anti-spam word.
• Drink a whole keg for each time I change the layout and forget to add the anti-spam box in the comments form.
• Drink every time you read non sequitur, either from me or the commentators.
• Drink every time I mention some random crossover.
• Drink every time I change my mind about something.
• Drink every time I post random fanart to accompany the walls of tl;dr that has little if anything to do with what the walls of tl;dr are talking about.
• Drink every time a type of game (RPG, MMO, Mafia, etc) is brought up.

The Kaioshin Sama Drinking Game

• Drink every time that Kaioshin says he’s wasting his time with a certain community or certain blogs or whatever, just to come back the next week. Example: GameFAQ’s.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin gets into an argument about what people think of Geass. Drink again if he later blogs about Geass, bitches about people on the internet, and references things said by those people he’s been arguing with. Example: hinode from GameFAQ’s and “fanwank”.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin goes back on his word. After discovering the “Secret Board” on GameFAQ’s, then being told by flow not to go around spreading stuff from the Secret Board and him even agreeing (for reasons related to his ego, see below), Kaioshin gets on AnimeSuki and says he’ll share the information with people who he deems “worthy” when they PM him. (Note: I’m linking to Kang’s reply with Kaioshin’s post quoted because linking to Kaioshin’s replies makes him delete the posts.) He has, as of now, completely broken that by nearly giving the details about them on his blog, when Tamaki’s Grilfriend pretty explicitly said “No.” So much for “sworn to secrecy”, eh?
• Drink every time that Kaioshin’s ego and self-importance comes up. Example: In direct relation to the above, after being told not spread the Secret Board things, Kaioshin took this to head, thinking himself as having special privileges to be able to read it. Also in relation to the above is the very fact he was asking people to PM him and then he would DEEM them worthy. No one deemed him worthy of visiting the Secret Board to begin with, so who does he think he is, exactly? Also in example, Kaioshin believes that he’s SPESHUL for giving Haruhi and Lucky Star “lower ratings” than at AnimeSuki. When you go look at the actual votes, it appears that other people gave ratings like those too! Kaioshin fancies himself a monotony breaker, which basically means he thinks he has some RADICAL shit going on. Lol ego.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin mentions the alternate R2 scenarios like as if they were what R2 was going to be like before the timeslot change. I think Rolo’s role in R2 should be a big tip off for most about how the alternate R2 scenarios had already been scrapped long before the timeslot change. I think it should also be obvious that the Roman Album interview doesn’t refer to the alternate scenarios, but the various versions of R2 01. But whatever.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin hides something. Example: He password locked this post, but I got it on GoogleCache and re-uploaded it for Ascaloth to link to.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin sends you hilarious PM’s like this one or this one.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin insults a translator for just doing their job. Example: Implying that information (translations is what this was in reference to - in specific the Schneizel/Animedia thing) I post on this blog is unreliable. Oh, I’m sorry Kokizzzle, you must be an unreliable translator. Mandoric must be too. Also in example is when he stirred up trouble with DarkMirage over Menclave’s Gundam 00 subs. He even had a blog post about it, but since he hides things, that’s of course long gone. See comment #32.
• Drink every time that Kaioshin shows disgust for meme’s. Take another drink if his ignorance of them leads to comically wrong statements about meme’s. Clearly we should talk about and reference things we don’t “get”, kids.

Awesome theory that makes R2 09 make way more sense

Maybe Schneizel is poor with alcohol and the epic illegal move occurred as a direct result of it?

(…or maybe that’s fruit punch…)
(…or perhaps the blood of many innocent children…)