Kannon-tan is so pointless yet adorable

So yeah, Kannon is pretty fucking pointless. Tea serving bitch was the correct answer from before. He adds nothing except “cute feminine re-occurring character to tag along with Schneizel.” For fanart, yaoi, etc, this isn’t necessarily bad. :D After 24, Nathalie and I joked that they threw him in the series entirely for that moe as fuck rape face he makes. Kannon’s origins basically go back to DVD Magazine 02, where Schneizel refers to him in his alternate preview for episode 18. Seeing as how they also threw in mentioning shit like the Tianzi in these alternate previews, I guess the purpose here was to make it seem like these characters have always been around and weren’t just randomly tossed in for R2~

Anyway this picture makes me go d’aaaaaaaaaw and you should do the same.

(Oh, and he’s Naoto until Taniguchi tells me otherwise. Seriously.)

I’m going to ship Schneizel x C.C. (to piss mike off)

C.C. puts on a Zero costume, goes up to Schneizel, “Hey, I wanna know if the moon is made of cheese, and if that cheese would be good on pizza. I hear you can make space shit. Get to work on this important matter.” Schneizel, being mind raped and not knowing any better, politely agrees to follow Zero-sama’s instructions. Match made in heaven.

(As a more serious side note, there is an annoying similarity between the 2 of them, and it’s annoying because I don’t get how I’m supposed to properly describe it.)

C.C.’s pink crane

In S1 05, Lelouch returns home and finds Nunnally and C.C. making paper crane origami. C.C. has finished a blue one, which she then sets aside and takes up a pink sheet of paper. The pink sheet gets folded once, then Lelouch breaks her tea cup as an excuse to drag her away. By R2 25, C.C. is seen with a pink crane finished. It’s my opinion that the completed pink crane is symbolic to her relationship with Lelouch being “completed” as well, as he once interrupted her from making it. I also interpret this as a sign that Lelouch is dead~ How else could she complete the crane otherwise? Fuckin’ meddling kid.

Defining Schneizel’s Mask

The meaning of Schneizel’s mask is tricky. He has a mask, and yet he doesn’t. His mask can be identified by his lies. That’s not a very special mask, it’s the same mask shared by everyone that Charles speaks of and wishes to destroy. But at the same time, it’s not much of a mask because he doesn’t really go to great efforts to hide his lies. In the end, Schneizel does something like wear a mask that looks exactly like his own face.

Schneizel has been a character who’s kept us guessing for a while, when in reality we had no real reason to. We always thought he had something up his sleeve like a good magician, but naw. He’s left himself out in the open. We were just looking for something that wasn’t there because we didn’t know any better. And it wasn’t just us, it was Lelouch too. Read more »

Peace versus a single life

Taking into account Kannon’s “YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOURSELF” and Schneizel’s “Trade a single life in for peace, SAD BUT CANNOT COMPARE hurr” from R2 24, wouldn’t it have been a nice gesture if Schneizel had offered to swap places with the Tianzi in R2 09 when Zero has her at gunpoint and wants to run off with her? He was trying to create peace back then without bombing the fuck out of everyone… If both the treaty with the EU and the deal with China had gone through, then the three major super powers would’ve been “friends” with Britannia through some peace which treads on thin ice.

Of course, when you get into the details this is all kinds of stupid. There was the element of “Xingke is there too with his sword drawn”, Zero wouldn’t have to accept that trade, the Black Knights would’ve still been a problem especially if Britannia decided to put emphasis on Schneizel rather than what he was possibly trying to accomplish, etc. I’m mostly dwelling/rambling.

(…but on the note of the Black Knights and this situation, there’s something that bothers me about the China Arc. How exactly did the Eunuchs think they were preparing the Black Knights as a wedding gift? Were they trying to hide the details of the wedding from them? I guess not, since the Eunuchs apparently didn’t make any effort to prevent the Tianzi from inviting Kaguya. Her position within the Black Knights is pretty clear.)

Code Geass: Lelouch of the High School Rebellion - R2

Previously on “Code Geass: Lelouch of the High School Rebellion“…

After running over Euphemia on his motorcycle, Zero is hunted down by an angry Suzaku during the Black Knights vs Britannia High homecoming game. Meanwhile, Nina threatens to [do something blah its 2:30am and I don't wanna think about science] to the large bonfire and endanger everyone over grief of Euphemia’s untimely death. Kallen sets off chasing Suzaku. Ougi has been kicked in the balls by Villetta and is unable to coach. On the field, the Black Knights are starting to lose their edge. Even in the kendou club, the absence of Zero can be felt as Toudou and the Shiseiken start losing their grip against Cornelia, Guilford and the Glaston Knights. Read more »

Sick Schneizel

FABULOUS!, though it sounds like he has a fur ball stuck in his throat

— LunarRoar, commenting on the Laugheizel Loop

I think Lunar is on to something. (Note: Not really.) Schneizel must have some kind of terminal throat/lung disease, and that’s why he gave up having effort! …however my real motive here though is to put Schneizel and Kannon in situations where Schneizel is unable to take medicine by himself and Kannon has to help him via mouth-to-mouth.

Lazy Schneizel is lazy

[kodaturret] do you think its supposed to be symbolic that schneizel used to win @ chess in the past and now he’s like “hurr lazy” :v
[schnwtfhisname] hmm, that makes sense. Seeing as how he already seemed to be giving up or at least not giving a fuck during the chess game in china
[schnwtfhisname] It was an indicator that his character was beign developed that way

And I’m too lazy to formulate this into a proper post even though I was attempting to for a bit.

I think I’ll blog at Schneizel Effort power levels from now on.

Is the glass half empty or half full?

If you were to the ask “Is the glass half empty or half full?” to Charles, Schneizel and Lelouch, I imagine that Charles would respond half empty, Lelouch would respond half full, and Schneizel would respond by pointing out that half full and half empty are the same thing. The glass has liquid in it either way. Schneizel is right in a way, but he’s kinda missing the point about why people ask that question, and thus he is also wrong in a way. (Also, it’s not like Schneizel would ever have to be worried about his glass being empty. Someone will always be there to refill it~)

I was going to write more but I stopped myself realizing that the above is sufficient enough.

Quit arguing about the Guilford shit

Look, guys, Guilford is alive so he can be by Cornelia’s side and they can make it seem like Schneizel was trying to get them back together somehow because he likes to make wishes come true in his own screwed up little way. If you’re gauging that from the scene, you are fine, the writers don’t care about ANYTHING ELSE, especially FLEIA science, so you shouldn’t either! Picture this: Guilford miraculously survives, who cares, Schneizel is unsure of his situation and tows him around so he can present him to Cornelia fully recovered! He tells her that he’s missing so he can present Guilford recovered to her later, “Oh look sis he’s back ^^!” and Cornelia doesn’t have to worry about Guilford’s health. But it turns out that Guilford was blinded by the FLEIA light! Tragedy. When they come to ally with the Black Knights, Guilford has fully recovered except for his eyes or whatever (If he’s even really blind), Schneizel shoots up Cornelia, then dumps her at Horai Island along with Guilford and calls it a day. He shot her because he needed to look like a complete ass and live up to his mask of the day. Or something. Or he has some fucked up idea of crippled Cornelia and crippled Guilford accepting each others imperfections and living happily ever after!

Edit: Basically… Cornelia can be his eyes, and in return, Guilford can be her legs. (I’m assuming she really got shot up badly at the legs.) I think Guilford being doted upon due to his health by the woman he was sworn to protect would’ve crushed him.

Edit2: Also I don’t really think that shooting up Cornelia was remotely necessary, but… it’s Schneizel.

The Schneizel’s Lifespan Betting Game No. 2

I am now betting with frequently misspelled that Schneizel lives to the end of the series.

If he loses, he has to write Schneizel x Kannon’s Hat fanfic.

If he wins, I don’t have to lift a finger.

Aww yeah.

Ah! My Geass!

After the past/present/future comparison from R2 24, I’ve got an idea for an AU spin off series: Ah! My Geass! It will star college student Kannon Maldini (Keiichi Morisato - FUCK SAME INITIALS), who dials up a Britannian Royalty service by mistake instead of Pizza Hut. Result? Now Schneizel (Belldandy) is living with him under a contract. Also stars Lelouch (Skuld) and Charles (Urd). To make this sound less like an excuse to make Kannon and Schneizel live together, this also metaphorically works out, as Schneizel has a “fucked up wish granter” gimmick to him. (I’m not being very convincing.)

It would be fucking awesome.

Edit/Re - The Comments: It should have been obvious I was going off the deep end by the simple fact I had a blog dedicated to one anime and I was dedicating time to subbing it and blogging about it entirely because of a crush on a character who gets 0 screen time. If you didn’t pick up based on that, then you should have been able to after the Lelouch of the High School Rebellion post! I rest my case.

“Serve Zero”

So people are looking at this phrase carefully. They’re zooming on the fact that he orders Schneizel to serve Zero in specifically, thinking this is relevant to Zero Requiem or whatever. Blah blah who the fuck cares. I think there’s something else worth pointing out: What if Geassed Schneizel had been a complete smart ass and not listened to Lelouch because he wasn’t in the Zero get up? THEN WHAT? Speculation about that is far more comical and interesting than speculating about what the shit Zero Requiem is and why he specifically told Schneizel to “Serve Zero”. Really now.

Schneizel bashing

The responses to this post are hilarious cause none of you get the intention even though its there in the 1st paragraph. Miasmacloud is pissed off that she was right all along but she spent so much time writing, even after she nailed it. She’s raging and taking it out on Schneizel.

— common sense

LOOK GUYS THIS COMMENTER GETS IT, IT ISN’T HARD OKAY??? Read more »

Irony blah blah

…even though I’ve wanted Schneizel to die for a while, I now think he should live past 25 purely for irony. “Oh Schneizel, what’s a matter, you wanna die? Why? ‘Cause it’d be something new for your bored ass? Ahahah, little brother doesn’t want you getting what you want. :D”

So, frequently misspelled, you wanna strike a new bet? Your Schneizel x Kannon post was kinda lacking. Battro agrees.

fuck q_q

Edit: Wat. I thought the image ver was funnier.

Fuck. Kannon’s moe face is driving me nuts now. I want to rape him. I have no means of doing so except artificially. Has Schneizel raped him yet? HAS HE? I don’t care if Schneizel lacks attachment to everything, he needs to fuck him. I wanna fuck him too. WHO THE FUCK IN THIS SHOW AND THIS FANDOM DOESN’T WANT TO FUCK KANNON? SERIOUSLY.

Fuck, even this…

Kallen: And you don’t have a shard of ambition!
Kallen: Those who won’t have a reason to fight…
Kallen: …should stay out!

Gee, sure sounds like you’re describing SCHNEIZEL there, Kallen. Oh, what’s this? You’re describing C.C.?

On the topic of him being the gray king, I find this INTERESTING-ish because I recall C.C. being described as the gray witch before… Is Schneizel to Britannia what C.C. was to the Black Knights before she lost her memory?!!1/!?1?!

WELL FUCK. I guess I called the right shots for the wrong reasons. :|

After that Sunrise interview, I threw away a bunch of bullshit theories and figured 50% Effort was fine. Then R2 23 trolled me so hard. It seemed so keikaku doori that the Animedia thing came out, then R2 23 aired… Then we get R2 24 and it turns out Animedia was not completely full of shit. ;_; 11/10, Taniguchi. Me and Alejandro Corner — formerly Schneizel’s alternate reality twin turned ingrate clown — are fucking raging hard.

Oh yeah, about the past, present, future

Lelouch: そう…皇帝シャルルは昨日を求めた｡あなたは今日を｡だがオレは明日が欲しい｡

Emperor Charles wanted the past, and you the present. But I want a future.

Well, at least I wasn’t completely crazy thinking that Charles = Past, Schneizel = Present, Lelouch = Future. However I think I’ve been crazy about everything else. Hurrr.

Nunnally’s eyes = on loan from Guilford?

So Nunnally has regained eyesight, Guilford has lost it. Coincidence?

Lelouch is going to regret Geassing Schneizel into having effort

lol ignore this. i forgot misinterpreted something from the raw, but still amusing~

The log says everything. Editing into a proper post is not required.

[schneizel] okay i guess lelouch is going to go rule the world with schneizel as his perma-geass’ed right hand man :v
[schnwtfhisname] fuck why is that making sense.
[schnwtfhisname] the geass would make him have like…effort.
[schneizel] yes.
[schneizel] it made him have effort
[schneizel] and start caring
[schneizel] kannon ntoices that
[schnwtfhisname] yeah.
[schneizel] …watch, omg.
[schneizel] schneizel + “EFFORT”geass = most broken character
[schnwtfhisname] so for all the buildup, this is his “punishment”
[schnwtfhisname] lol indeed.
[schneizel] since he can apparently remove a gun from his coat and fire it at the fucking speed of light before diethard can even react
[schnwtfhisname] if Lelouch is smart enough to realize that
[schneizel] so basically we have like an uber-xingke* who is completely loyal to lelouch.
[schneizel] great.
[schnwtfhisname] D:
[schneizel] in [EFFORT] state
[schneizel] schneizel can probably outwit him in chess in like [5 seconds]
[schneizel] ~!
[schnwtfhisname] lolol.
[schneizel] then lelouch is gunna regret this shit
[schneizel] and be like
[schneizel] “GOD DAMN JEREMIAH”
[schneizel] “get THE FUCK OVER HERE”

* = gun-wielding xingke, anyway