M. Night Shyamalan and a live action Geasss Movie
Pretend that M. Night Shyamalan is directing a live action Geass movie. What would the plot be and who would play who? Actually, ignore the plot part. We pretty much skipped over it entirely and lulz’d about casting.
Plot
Would implode itself.
Epic Cast List from IRC
Lelouch: ELIJAH WOODS, Vin Diesel (lol’d), Hayden Christensen, Shia LaBeouf
Anya: Dakota Fanning
Spinzaku: Keanu Reeves, Christian Bale (HE SPINKICKS IN EQUILIBRIUM)
Gino: Heath Ledger’s Corpse, Owen Wilson
Minami: Will Ferrell
Sugiyama: John C. Reiley
Tamaki: Jet Li, Jim Carrey, Patrick Stewart, Gilbert Gotfried
Villetta: Halle Berry
Diethard: Jude Law
Bismark: Harrison Ford, Samuel L. Jackson (hi grunty you got the race wrong)
C.C.: Jennifer Lopez (for the ass), Natalie Portman
Rivalz: Topher Grace, Elijah Woods
Odysseus: Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams
Bartley: Michael Moore
Kallen: “Some Japanese girl with red hair”, Lindsay Lohan
Shirley: Keira Knightley
Charles: Jack Nickelson, Samuel L. Jackson (hi Kaze you got the race wrong), Sylvester Stallone (loool)
Orange: Samuel L. Jackson (hi Kaze you got the race wrong)
Milly: Scarlett Johansson
Ougi: Jerry Seinfeld, Adrien Brody, Nicholas Cage
Nunnally: Ben Affleck (What the fuck Yzak I don’t even), Miley Cyrus, Abigail Breslin
Marianne: Some Pornstar, Rose McGowan
Rolo: Matt Damon, Shia LaBeouf, Macaulay Caulkin
Cornelia: Rose McGowan, Angelina Jolie, Kate Beckinsdale
Rakshata: Padma from Top Chef
Monica: Rose McGowan, Paris Hilton (wat)
Lloyd: Cillian Murphy
Nina: Katie Holmes
Clovis: Orlando Bloom, Steve Irwin’s Corpse
Guilford: Nicholas Cage, Christian Bale
Darlton: Hugh Laurie (Battro what the fuck)
Schneizel: “Some delicious blond supermodel”, Viggo Mortensen, Brad Pitt, Schneizel should be cut out because no person IRL is fabulous enough to be him, David Beckham, koda in drag, Schneizel is always covered in shadows so no one really plays him, Masaki Sumitani (followed by a “GET THE FUCK OUT, LTEAGLE”), CGI, “the first movie would fail so they wouldn’t even get to the Schneizel arc why are we talking about this”
Euphy: Kelly Osbourne (She “cosplayed” as Lacus and they’re the same character!)
Xingke: Chow Yun Fat, “the Asian guy from Harold and Kumar”, Jackie Chan
Mao: “The Asian guy from Harold and Kumar”
Gawain: Bruce Willis (lol)
Marika: Maggie Q
Toudou: Jet Li
Eunuchs: Bobby Lee (All of them), except for the 2ft one; he’ll be played by Verne Taylor
Zhoulin: Chinese Girl from Rush Hour 2
September 6, 2008 4:50 pm 15 Comments
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Kaze (September 6, 2008 @ 5:25 pm)
CHARLES IS CLEARLY BLACK KODA
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jessica (September 6, 2008 @ 5:38 pm)
But what would the TWEET be?
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jessica (September 6, 2008 @ 5:39 pm)
Obviously I meant TWEEST
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Li Shan (September 6, 2008 @ 6:22 pm)
race aside…. Samuel L Jackson is the GAR-est actor I know who can play Charles.
And Kate Beckindsale (sp?)/ Angelina Jolie as Cornelia.. drools and suffers multiple brain malfunctions..
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
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Nilie (September 6, 2008 @ 6:46 pm)
You guys did a fantastic job. But I’ll still contribute just to make a contribushun! (For Geass’ sake PLZ NOT Elijah Woods)
Nanally:Daniel White, or older? Briana Evigan
C.C:Dagmara Dominczyk
Marianne:Julia Louis Dreyfus, Michelle Pfeiffer, Angelina Jolie
Toudou: Ken Watanabe
Viletta: Natalie Imbruglia (tanned)
Milly:Rene Zellweger, Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon
Cornelia:Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julia Roberts
Shirley: Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore
Suzaku: Tom Cruise
I beg you people to find something better for Lelouch!! (like James Caviezel but chibi mode)Ben Barnes
Kallen:Jessica Claire Biel
Bartley:Seinfeld
Kaguya:Georgie Henley
Charles:Robert De Niro
Schneizel: Johnny Depp 8D
Orange:Nathaniel Parker (I dunno y either)
Clovis:Robert James Hoffman III
Rival:Adam G. Sevani
I GET YOU MORE WHEN I’VE RESTED!
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noob23992 (September 6, 2008 @ 8:01 pm)
Kallen: “Some Japanese girl with red hair”, Lindsay Lohan
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fucking ewwwwwwwwww
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Kou (September 6, 2008 @ 10:54 pm)
I go for Vin Diesel as Lelouch and Ben Affleck as Nunally <3
XD
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Anon (September 6, 2008 @ 11:03 pm)
Jet Li fits Shinku’s role more.
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Kayopia (September 6, 2008 @ 11:46 pm)
Diethard - Tom Cruise (although then we’d have some 20 minute insane rant from him about why everyone should be with Zero while he’s fapping - the movie would tank solely on that though D: )
Charles - Sean Connery
Odysseus - Cary Elwes
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danainae (September 8, 2008 @ 9:29 pm)
>>Diethard - Tom Cruise (although then we’d have some 20 minute insane rant from him about why everyone should be with Zero while he’s fapping - the movie would tank solely on that though D: )
Oddly fitting.
>>Charles - Sean Connery
>>Odysseus - Cary Elwes
Hell yeah.
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yzak (September 7, 2008 @ 12:20 am)
Ben Affleck is the perfect Nunnally and you know it
Also we included Rivalz but left out Cecile, wtf
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Blacksteel (September 7, 2008 @ 2:26 am)
HUGH JACKMAN’S GOTTA BE IN IT SOMEWHERE.
…For some reason he comes off as a good Suzaku in my mind. LOLZ. And I don’t even like Suzaku that much. ^^;;
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Poke (September 7, 2008 @ 3:02 am)
Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage.
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Cat Megex (September 7, 2008 @ 6:18 pm)
Jeremiah.
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Gwen (September 8, 2008 @ 3:35 am)
Lol Breslin beat out Fanning for the ‘little girl’ role.
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