Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY PLOT HOLES.”
Serpit | Posted 9/4/2008 8:55:14 AM | message detail
Taniguchi waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were plot holes in the script. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Mr. Okouchi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Taniguchi was a anime producer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the animes and he said to dad “I want to make the animes daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY PLOT HOLES.”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the script of the Sunrise writers he knew there were plot holes.
“This is Okouchi” the radio crackered. “You must fight the plot holes!”
So Taniguchi gotted his palsma pen and blew up the page.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the plot holes.
“I will shoot at him” said the cyber plot hole and he fired the fabulous missiles. Taniguchi plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the page ended and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the plot holes” he shouted
The radio said “No, Taniguchi. You are the plot holes”
And then Code Geass was a trainwreck.
Fuck I laughed.
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Maggeh (September 4, 2008 @ 10:05 am)
Holy fuck, I laughed for a long while.
Then again, I was watching the Daily Show on my laptop at the same time, so who knows which was responsible for my laughter?
Only time will tell.
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FlyTaggart (September 4, 2008 @ 10:14 am)
Not funny. Really not
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xero001 (September 4, 2008 @ 10:15 am)
John Stewart will train wreck code geasss zomg
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Cat Megex (September 4, 2008 @ 10:52 am)
…I know this is based off of something else, BUT I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT. o_O
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Whocares (September 4, 2008 @ 11:00 am)
….okay.
*backs away*
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AGear2Ax (September 4, 2008 @ 11:06 am)
“He IS going to kill us.” Lol, this was funny.
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ShiChelle (September 4, 2008 @ 11:09 am)
Oh fuck, I lol’d. I give Serpit the Faaaaabulous Seal of Approval. :awesomeface:
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Ant Slayer (September 4, 2008 @ 11:10 am)
“…I know this is based off of something else, BUT I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT. o_O”
Fanfic on gg’s website. Except there it’s about DrX and the snitches.
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maleficarium (September 4, 2008 @ 11:55 am)
no no NOOOO *GRABS A PLASMA RIFLE*
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Ren (September 4, 2008 @ 12:22 pm)
LOL
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Scypher (September 4, 2008 @ 12:30 pm)
Silly people
source: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/836450/1/DOOM_Repercussions_of_Evil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg
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Cat Megex (September 4, 2008 @ 1:32 pm)
…XD
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AGear2Ax (September 4, 2008 @ 1:46 pm)
What the…? I thought you were making fun with a Taniguchi’s interview.
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Poki (September 5, 2008 @ 8:27 am)
Haha, what the hell?
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Magni (September 4, 2008 @ 12:48 pm)
Silly people who don’t get the reference. /facepalm
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Pajamas (September 4, 2008 @ 1:09 pm)
I’ve thought this over a long while, and i have decided.
My monstershall be named Kenshin, after one of my favorite childhood animes.
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Pentacle (September 4, 2008 @ 1:21 pm)
The radio said “No, Taniguchi. You are the plot holes”
And then Code Geass was a trainwreck.
I just fell over.
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Sherman, the Ramni (September 4, 2008 @ 2:36 pm)
at first i was like ¬¬
but then i LOLd
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go-k (September 4, 2008 @ 3:57 pm)
“I will shoot at him” said the cyber plot hole and he fired the fabulous missiles.
everything is fabulous-even the missiles!
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danainae (September 4, 2008 @ 7:58 pm)
The grammar. Oh god, the grammar.
It’s pretty funny too.
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danainae (September 4, 2008 @ 7:59 pm)
Still trying to figure out what my virus/bacteria is. Help me.
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hello (September 4, 2008 @ 9:57 pm)
There’s something about how nowadays the words ‘Code Geass’ are always, ALWAYS followed by ‘trainwreck’. It’s starting to irk me. :(
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theflow (September 4, 2008 @ 10:21 pm)
good thing i was not drinking milk when i read this
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