HOLY SHIT PENGUINS
The ep 20 extended preview has penguins. Obviously Lelouch is going to go north and become the Emperor of the North Pole and Geass Santa Claus into solving the problems of the world. The touching hour long season finale in which Lelouch defeats Britannia by reminding them about the spirit of Christmas will include Schneizel becoming not-a-dick and kissing Kannon under the mistletoe. D’aaaaaaaaaw.
…hm okay I need to go to sleep or something. Edit: Especially since I was actually tired enough to think that the North and South poles are the SAME PERSON.
…actually, I DON’T FUCKING CARE WHERE PENGUINS LIVE THEY SHOULD GO VISIT SANTA-SAN TOO. Edit Again: I’M SURE SANTA-SAN WOULD FUCKING LOVE PENGUINS AND PUT FISH IN THEIR STOCKINGS.
Tags: Bullshit, Penguins, R2 20
Episodes | miasmacloud | 
August 17, 2008 9:01 am
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Penguin (August 17, 2008 @ 9:08 am)
Penguins live on Antarctica, not the north pole.
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miasmacloud (August 17, 2008 @ 9:10 am)
>>…hm okay I need to go to sleep or something.
srsbsns.
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BlamePenguin (August 17, 2008 @ 9:23 am)
Penguins are evil.
They are the roots for all the evil in the world.
It’s logical that they would like to exterminate them all.
No penguins = no darkness, no evil in the world, no winnie the pooh.
Ora censuratemi, brutti bastardi del regime pinguinoide.
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Nilie (August 17, 2008 @ 9:41 am)
But of course!
Don’t you stoopid get it?THESE ARE EMPEROR PENGUINS. OMGWTFBBQ!!
EMPERORS! EMPERORS!
Haha, the Italian bit of the above comment made me lul. XD
*tucks miasmacloud in and turns off Schneizel lamp*
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Charlie (August 17, 2008 @ 10:05 am)
Srsly, All Hail Penguins.
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Poki (August 17, 2008 @ 10:19 am)
I’ve got it. In the end, an army of penguins from the mafia with machine guns and haxx0rz geass abilities will appear out of nowhere and start killing everyone.
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toast (August 17, 2008 @ 11:04 am)
FABULOUS end comfirmed if Schneizel leads them.
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Poki (August 17, 2008 @ 2:42 pm)
With Kanon and a Cheese-nii and butterflies.
FABULOUS!
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風の谷の名無しさん (August 17, 2008 @ 11:44 am)
Obviously Taniguchi, with his inferiority complex towards Evangelion, is planning to add some south pole scenes to be more like Evangelion.
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yzak (August 17, 2008 @ 12:26 pm)
What if Schneizel is actually a penguin, and not a panda?
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theflow (August 17, 2008 @ 1:01 pm)
yeah lelouch is in for a surprise, after recruiting his penguin army, he finds out they are already marching to Schneizel’s (the king of black and white) tune.
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Suzuran (August 17, 2008 @ 1:36 pm)
Not just south pole scenes. This will be EVA2. Like they utilize ragnarok stuff nuke the whole world (see the words of the emperor) and then everyone dies and lelouche is the only survivor together with nunnally and then they do incest secks. approved
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風の谷の名無しさん (August 17, 2008 @ 3:12 pm)
No, no, Nunally can’t be Asuka! She’s obviously Rei. She’s not dead because Charles has a big tank of her in the basement.
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LL (August 17, 2008 @ 3:41 pm)
!!SPOILERS!!
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☆ Nunally and Sayoko were saved from the blast by Charles. Saving Nunally was intentional, Sayoko just happened to be there.
☆ Suzaku goes insane after he realizes what he has done. He prepares a strike against Britannia with the Lancelot and eliminates many of the lesser-important Knights. He is stopped by a mysterious Knightmare who identifies themselves as Knight of Zero. He is then captured and brought to Charles.
☆ Anya confronts Jeremiah and says that she believes she is under the influence of a Geass. Jeremiah takes her to Lelouch who confines her and then permits Jeremiah to use his Geass Canceler. It is then revealed that Anya is Lelouch’s true sister, and not Nunally. Lelouch does not believe it, but Jeremiah attempts to focus on Charles’ type of Geass within Lelouch’s mind, and finds it deeply hidden. His true past memories have no knowledge of Nunally.
☆ Nunally is the Knight of Zero, a special-ops Knight. She was (willingly) under Charles’ Geass to help advance his plans. She also has a Geass, identical to the one in the Nightmare of Nunally manga.
☆ The Black Knights initially betray Lelouch, after they see him going insane after the “death” of Nunally. After it is revealed that they are all key pawns in Charles’ plans, they agree to fight alongside Lelouch again
☆ Every major character, aside from Charles and Nunally, ally with Lulu to take down Britannia. They willingly accept Geass from Lulu, to help him launch a sneak attack against Charles, which ends up in failure, and the death of C.C. at the hands of Nunally.
☆ Before her death, C.C.’s inner soul speaks to Lulu with the mentality of her previous self. She encourages Lulu to continue on, and grants him her Code (immortality) and through a loophole, allows him to retain his Geass.
☆ Lelouch launches an immediate second attack on Britannia, and begins to be defeated again. However, his Geass overloads, and the effects of his Geass spread across the entire planet, affecting everyone he has never Geassed, telling them to “Destroy Britannia” - the world begins a full frontal assault on Charles and Nunally.
☆ Charles and Nunally’s primary goal is to “kill the gods”, by using a powerful cannon known as Loginus, to break through the dimensional barrier separating the two realms of life and afterlife. The Loginus is powered by human souls, and the power of Geass is able to amplify the charge for each soul. Those who die by the power of Geass, only further Charles’ plan.
☆ By killing the gods, Charles will be able to reform the world in a way that he sees fit. His vision of a new world? A world where no one has to suffer, and he can keep Nunally safe and happy, the same dream Lelouch had.
☆ The climax of the series ends with a battle between Lelouch, Anya, Suzaku and Kallen VS Charles and Nunally. Anya kills Nunally (with Suzaku and Kallen’s aid) and Lelouch forces Charles into the ray of the Loginus, utterly destroying him.
☆ After the series, Lelouch shuts himself off from the world, so he can no longer hurt anyone or see anyone be hurt. Suzaku, Anya and Kallen help reform the new world.
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Dakkar (August 17, 2008 @ 4:02 pm)
What a fabulous crap that is… :D
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asdfase (August 18, 2008 @ 8:03 am)
those are the worst fake spoilers yet
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Dakkar (August 18, 2008 @ 8:10 am)
Nah, these aren’t spoilers, it’s just some mediocre fan fiction…
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ShiChelle (August 17, 2008 @ 4:52 pm)
Holy shit, those ARE emperor penguins! MIND=BLOWN But knowing Geass, they’ll only be in one, unsignificant frame… :<
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azu (August 17, 2008 @ 7:12 pm)
the emperor pengguin geass the whole world to fix the hole in the ozone layer
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Nilie (August 18, 2008 @ 5:09 am)
Actually, I am pretty sure they’ve been the guardians of the last Geass ruin’s code since the dawn of time. Pollution and global warming is all part of Charlies infallible plan (which took him over half a decade) to make them SINK along with their melting pole!
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Anonymous (August 18, 2008 @ 7:42 am)
Geass Santa Claus? Lelouch is Santa Claus! Nunnally may have thought he was play-acting, but nay, it was him and him true.
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j (August 20, 2008 @ 1:08 am)
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3931/srsbsnsbz3.jpg
lelouch’s penguin army has left him all alone .
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